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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

while mostly high and drunk. Like, pretty fucked up. [crowd laughs]
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who are like, "Yeah, man, he would come to practice. He'd be all shit-faced." And we would say, "Johnny, you better not fuck this up."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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The best is they interview all his former shit-kicking Texas-based coaches,

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while mostly high and drunk. Like, pretty fucked up. [crowd laughs]
The best is they interview all his former shit-kicking Texas-based coaches,
who are like, "Yeah, man, he would come to practice. He'd be all shit-faced." And we would say, "Johnny, you better not fuck this up."