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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I started taking people's change that was on the bar.

I was like, "That's my shit, fuck you."

My friends were like, "Hey, calm down." I go, "You fucking calm down."

Then I ended up going home with a lady

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I started taking people's change that was on the bar.

I was like, "That's my shit, fuck you."

My friends were like, "Hey, calm down." I go, "You fucking calm down."

Then I ended up going home with a lady