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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

that looked like they could shit standing up, right? [crowd laughs]
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I was like, "Wait a minute, Jared's gonna say, 'Eat the turkey sub and the veggie sub.'" "What am I gonna say?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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That's where your boy came in.

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that looked like they could shit standing up, right? [crowd laughs]
That's where your boy came in.
I was like, "Wait a minute, Jared's gonna say, 'Eat the turkey sub and the veggie sub.'" "What am I gonna say?"