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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

He goes, "It felt like a blanket that was lined with butter."

And I go, "What the fuck?"

And then I dated her for two months after that.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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He goes, "It felt like a blanket that was lined with butter."

And I go, "What the fuck?"

And then I dated her for two months after that.