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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits. Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits?
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It's insane. If she couldn't sing, she'd be serving lunch.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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It looked like she was nursing seal pups.

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You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits. Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits?
It looked like she was nursing seal pups.
It's insane. If she couldn't sing, she'd be serving lunch.