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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I'm like, "Just let me live my life."

I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

you're a fucking communist, okay?

-[cheering] -It's the best.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

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I'm like, "Just let me live my life."

I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

you're a fucking communist, okay?

-[cheering] -It's the best.