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S1E1 — My First Day

I spend every second of my life either here or taking care of my mom,

so, yeah, maybe I needed a little closeness.

Or snuck some skinny, flat-butted college boy up to your sorority room.

And my thong? I happen to think it makes my ass look good.

Scrubs
Season 1, Episode 1
My First Day
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I'm sure you never had a quickie at the club, right?

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I spend every second of my life either here or taking care of my mom,

so, yeah, maybe I needed a little closeness.

I'm sure you never had a quickie at the club, right?

Or snuck some skinny, flat-butted college boy up to your sorority room.

And my thong? I happen to think it makes my ass look good.