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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "What?" He goes, "I don't need that."

Happy Thanksgiving.

And then he just walks up to the edge of the water,

and he grabs a duck by the neck.

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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[crowd laughs]

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I go, "What?" He goes, "I don't need that."

Happy Thanksgiving.

And then he just walks up to the edge of the water,

and he grabs a duck by the neck.