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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

So, I go, coming, sneezing, nice pee, emergency shit, um…

I really like stretching in bed right after I wake up,

I don't know. I like it.

I like sitting on the couch on a Sunday

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl.

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So, I go, coming, sneezing, nice pee, emergency shit, um…

I really like stretching in bed right after I wake up,

and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl.

I don't know. I like it.

I like sitting on the couch on a Sunday