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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

She's like, "You enjoy your bodily functions so much."

I'm like, "Just let me live my life."

If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

you're a fucking communist, okay?

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

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She's like, "You enjoy your bodily functions so much."

I'm like, "Just let me live my life."

I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

you're a fucking communist, okay?