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S1E2 — Charlie Wants an Abortion

You know what? Come with me and pretend that you're my girlfriend.

- No. I won't do that. No, it's not. - Come on. It's gonna work.

- So she doesn't think I'm creepy. - Well, you are creepy.

I realize this. That's why I need you.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 1, Episode 2
Charlie Wants an Abortion
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- Come stand next to me then. - Why?

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You know what? Come with me and pretend that you're my girlfriend.

- No. I won't do that. No, it's not. - Come on. It's gonna work.

- Come stand next to me then. - Why?

- So she doesn't think I'm creepy. - Well, you are creepy.

I realize this. That's why I need you.