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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I asked them. I was like, "Wait, am I replacing Jared?"

And they were like, "Fuck no."

See, if you don't know this man's story, he used to weigh 500 pounds,

and he would go to his local Subway,

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I asked them. I was like, "Wait, am I replacing Jared?"

And they were like, "Fuck no."

See, if you don't know this man's story, he used to weigh 500 pounds,

and he would go to his local Subway,