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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "You're getting good at this. Yeah." [crowd laughs]
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"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere." "It would fuck up my day. I'm not doing it."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "Of course I'm not going to. There's rocks."

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I go, "You're getting good at this. Yeah." [crowd laughs]
I go, "Of course I'm not going to. There's rocks."
"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere." "It would fuck up my day. I'm not doing it."