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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

-[cheering] -It's the best.

Yeah, you know what I mean? No one's around, you go…

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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you're a fucking communist, okay?

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I mean, I do like peeing. I like sneezing more.

If you don't enjoy an open-air, reckless, violent sneeze,

you're a fucking communist, okay?

-[cheering] -It's the best.

Yeah, you know what I mean? No one's around, you go…