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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

And she looks. She goes, "I would die."

I go, "You're getting good at this. Yeah."

I go, "Of course I'm not going to. There's rocks."

"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And she looks. She goes, "I would die."

I go, "You're getting good at this. Yeah."

I go, "Of course I'm not going to. There's rocks."

"Your body would be exposed. There'd be detectives everywhere."