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Tommy Boy (1995)

S1E1 — Tommy Boy (1995)

He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.

Next thing there's money missing off the dresser, your daughter's knocked up.

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?

Because they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit.

Tommy Boy (1995)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tommy Boy (1995)
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I've seen it 100 times...

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He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.

Next thing there's money missing off the dresser, your daughter's knocked up.

I've seen it 100 times...

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?

Because they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit.