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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "You want me to hold you?" He goes, "Yeah, pick me up." All right, so I pick him up.
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He goes, "It feels good, man." [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I'm looking at my baby boy. "You just want Dad to hold you?"

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I go, "You want me to hold you?" He goes, "Yeah, pick me up." All right, so I pick him up.
I'm looking at my baby boy. "You just want Dad to hold you?"
He goes, "It feels good, man." [crowd laughs]