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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I go, "Hey, we're American students. We're studying in Spain." "We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."
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[crowd laughs] And my friend goes, "She's yours."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."

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I go, "Hey, we're American students. We're studying in Spain." "We're here for the weekend." She goes, "I'm French."
"I'm traveling alone. I'm looking for heroin today."
[crowd laughs] And my friend goes, "She's yours."