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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I was like, "You're gonna eat this first thing and wash it down with coffee?"

"You're gonna shit some memories out right now."

So I ate, I shat, and I saw her.

She knew something was up. She's like, "What is wrong?"

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I was like, "You're gonna eat this first thing and wash it down with coffee?"

"You're gonna shit some memories out right now."

So I ate, I shat, and I saw her.

She knew something was up. She's like, "What is wrong?"