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Season 15, Episode 4 — The Gang Replaces Dee With A Monkey
did say something like this could happen.
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- He did? - Yeah.
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Apparently, the monkey's grandfather was Fatty Arbuckle's monkey,
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and you know how these things go. These monkeys are passed down
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from one Hollywood creep to the next,
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until, eventually,
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they wind up under a bridge in Philly
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getting drunk and pulling scams.
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- Oh! Goddamn. All right. - What?
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All right, all right, we got to think about this. All right,
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so let's not take the monkey on our vacation.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The vacation. I think we landed on a vacation destination last night.
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- Yeah, we did, we did. Look, look, look. - Oh, look at the board.
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- We did? - Yeah. We got something on here.
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Let's, um...
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Okay, should we see where we're going?
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- Yeah, where are we going? - Where we going? Where we going?
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All right, here we go...
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"Monkey Beer Island of green and fight."
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- Goddamn it. - That's not a place.
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- That's not a place? - No, it's not!
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No, it's not a goddamn place. You know what this is?
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This is the ramblings of four men who got very, very drunk last night
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on a mystery concoction invented by a wild animal.
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- Why can't we just be normal? - That is what it is.
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That's so weird.
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- Why would we do that? - Because the monkey beers
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were so delicious.
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All right? That-that monkey may have been a pervert,
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but he was also a genius, which is often the case in Hollywood.
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You know what I'm thinking? 'Cause I'm seeing a lot
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of empty whiskey bottles around,
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I'm thinking maybe that monkey was just pouring, like,
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half a bottle of whiskey in each beer.
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- You know? - That could be.
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Based on my hangover, I think that's what I'm feeling.
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- Goddamn it. - That tracks, that tracks.
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So, monkey beer is just whiskey...
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Whiskey-beer, yeah. ...beer?
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So...
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"Whiskey beer island of green and fight."
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- We're nowhere. We're nowhere. - Hey-o!
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Whoa, what the hell happened...
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You know what? Don't care.
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Do not even care 'cause guess what, dick nips.
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This big, dumb, flightless bird just booked a huge acting gig.
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Why don't you feast your eyes on "Obnoxious American MILF #1"?
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In your faces. That's right.
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And guess what. I leave tomorrow morning
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at 6:30 a.m. on a first-class flight
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'cause it shoots in Ireland, baby.
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Yeah!
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Body slam!
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- I mean, she... She comes in screaming. - That was the worst.
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- Screaming. - Cackling like a witch.
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Just screaming and screeching, like...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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- What? What is it? - I don't know.
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- I don't know. - You don't know?
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- Right? It wasn't clear. - Frank looked at me...
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Why did you guys act like you knew what it was, then?
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I don't know. We were all getting excited together.
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- I was excited... - And, yeah...
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Goddamn it. Frank, you tell them what it is.
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Yeah, what is it?
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I don't know what it is.
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- You don't... - Okay, yeah, we don't know...
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- We don't know what it is. - Guys, guys.
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"Whiskey beer island of green and fight."
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That's Ireland.
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Goddamn, you guys.
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What is this delicious drink? This is good.
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I was gonna go home and get some sleep,
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but I might have to get a couple soda pops in first,
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you know what I mean? Nice job.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Ooh. Wow.
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Is that poop?
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