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Ghost World (2001)

Season 1, Episode 1 — Ghost World (2001)

What is that?

#1001

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It's...

#1002

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It's just this elastic thing I have to wear sometimes...

#1003

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for lumbar support.

#1004

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What, like a girdle?

#1005

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Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date.

#1006

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Well, at least you're not the only one.

#1007

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I think only stupid people have good relationships.

#1008

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That's the spirit.

#1009

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Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now...

#1010

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but... totally fucked-up situation.

#1011

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Oh, yeah?

#1012

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Yeah. You met him, remember? That guy Josh.

#1013

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But I can't do anything about it...

#1014

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because Becky would totally freak out.

#1015

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Why?

#1016

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Just forget it. It's complicated.

#1017

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Aren't you going to get that?

#1018

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Let the machine get it.

#1019

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I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me.

#1020

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I knew it. It's my mother.

#1021

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Hi, I'm calling for...

#1022

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You placed an ad in "The Weekly" over a month ago, and...

#1023

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well, I'm the blonde in the yellow dress.

#1024

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At least, I think I am.

#1025

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I saw the ad when you first placed it...

#1026

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but I was in this relationship at the time...

#1027

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so I cut the ad out, and...

#1028

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and I'm not in a relationship anymore.

#1029

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God, this is really confusing.

#1030

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Don't!

#1031

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Anyway, if you still want to talk to me...

#1032

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I can be reached at 555-2673.

#1033

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That's my work number...

#1034

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and my name is Dana.

#1035

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OK! Bye.

#1036

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Wow.

#1037

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What was all that about?

#1038

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It's just somebody's idea of a joke.

#1039

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That didn't sound like a joke to me.

#1040

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What, did you place an ad in the personals or something?

#1041

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Yeah, a long time ago.

#1042

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She called before. It's just somebody trying to humiliate me.

#1043

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I think you should call her back.

#1044

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Oh, look. We have to get these.

#1045

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You know, I can't afford stuff like this right now.

#1046

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Look, I'm sick of waiting.

#1047

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I mean, we have to get stuff if we're ever going to move.

#1048

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Aren't these the greatest?

#1049

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What? They're nice.

#1050

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I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups.

#1051

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You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now...

#1052

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and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.

#1053

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You're insane.

#1054

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So, are we still going to that thing tonight?

#1055

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What thing?

#1056

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You know, that guy's band is playing tonight.

#1057

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Alien Autopsy.

#1058

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Actually, Seymour's big date is tonight.

#1059

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And I kind of want to be around when he calls...

#1060

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you know, so I can hear how badly it went.

#1061

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God, I'm so sick of Seymour.

#1062

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That was great.

#1063

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Jeez, thanks a lot for cooking.

#1064

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I love to cook.

#1065

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Most women wouldn't invite a guy over on the first date, but...

#1066

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I think you should trust your instincts.

#1067

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When I talked to you on the phone...

#1068

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you just seemed so... I don't know, so harmless.

#1069

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Thanks.

#1070

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I love this song.

#1071

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Isn't it great?

#1072

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Doesn't it make you want to dance?

#1073

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- Come on. - No, I don't really dance.

#1074

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Come on, Seymour. Don't be silly.

#1075

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Anybody can dance.

#1076

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Here, follow me. Watch my feet.

#1077

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No, really.

#1078

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Come on, Seymour.

#1079

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Just feel the music.

#1080

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Loosen up. It's all in your head.

#1081

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Here, let's put down your bowl of ice cream.

#1082

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Wow, it's 9:00 already.

#1083

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If we're gonna make that movie, don't you think we should go?

#1084

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OK. Party pooper.

#1085

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I'm so excited to see this film.

#1086

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Dustoff Varnya is such a brilliant director.

#1087

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Did you see his last film...

#1088

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"The Flower That Drank The Moon"?

#1089

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It was glorious.

#1090

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Must have missed that one.

#1091

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Then again, what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.

#1092

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Really? I never really cared for those.

#1093

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Why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?

#1094

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- Hello? - Hey. It's me.

#1095

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- Oh, hi. - So, what happened?

#1096

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Actually, it's still kind of happening.

#1097

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She's over here right now. I think it's going pretty well.

#1098

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- What? You're joking. - Yeah, so I better go.

#1099

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It's not really the best time to talk, OK?

#1100

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What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date?

#1101

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Jesus! I'll talk to you later, OK? Bye.

#1102

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That was my mother.

#1103

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Do you still want to do something tonight?

#1104

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What happened to Seymour?

#1105

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I can't believe this. He actually scored.

#1106

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God, how repulsive.

#1107

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So, should I come over?

#1108

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Actually, I was just about to go out with some friends.

#1109

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What are you talking about? Who?

#1110

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Just some people from work.

#1111

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I don't believe you.

#1112

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You said you were busy, so...

#1113

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Look, I better get going.

#1114

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I guess I'll call you tomorrow.

#1115

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Boo!

#1116

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Please.

#1117

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Boy.

#1118

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So, where have you been?

#1119

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I've been looking all over for you.

#1120

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I've been wandering the streets day and night...

#1121

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trying to find you.

#1122

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Really?

#1123

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No. Joe told me where you are.

#1124

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But how come you never call me anymore?

#1125

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I'm sorry. I've just been really busy.

#1126

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So, how are things going with...

#1127

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What's her name? Dana?

#1128

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Pretty well. Surprisingly, you know.

#1129

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It's good.

#1130

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What do you do together? ls she into your old records and stuff?

#1131

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Yeah, sort of. I mean, she doesn't dislike that stuff.

#1132

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Anyway, she's trying.

#1133

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Actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping...

#1134

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for her apartment this afternoon.

#1135

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Sounds good.

#1136

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So, we should get together.

#1137

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I'll definitely give you a call this week or something.

#1138

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Are you trying to get rid of me?

#1139

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No, no, no. It's just that I...

#1140

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I should be going in a few minutes, and...

#1141

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Aren't you even going to ask how I'm doing?

#1142

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Sorry.

#1143

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So, how are you?

#1144

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I don't know. Good, I guess.

#1145

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Oh, hello. Guess I'm a little early.

#1146

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- This is Enid. - Hello.

#1147

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It's great to finally meet you.

#1148

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So, how do you two know each other?

#1149

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I'm kind of surprised he hasn't mentioned me.

#1150

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- We're old friends. - Really?

#1151

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Yeah. Very close.

#1152

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In fact, I was standing right next to him...

#1153

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the first day you called.

#1154

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You know, if it wasn't for me...

#1155

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he would have never called you back.

#1156

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- Is that right? - I would have...

#1157

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Well, I've really got to get going...

#1158

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but I'll stop by and see you sometime, Seymour.

#1159

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It really was great to meet you.

#1160

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Now remember, the art show is this Saturday...

#1161

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7:30 p.m., sharp.

#1162

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Oh, and Justin.

#1163

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I'm sorry.

#1164

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I'm gonna really miss all of you people.

#1165

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I hope that each of you feels as if you'll be...

#1166

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taking away something from this experience.

#1167

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Thanks. So long, everyone.

#1168

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Enid, can I speak to you for a moment?

#1169

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- Uh-oh. - Don't worry, it's nothing bad.

#1170

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I got a call from a close friend of mine...

#1171

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at the Academy of Art and Design...

#1172

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and she tells me I'm allowed to place one student...

#1173

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from your graduating class for a full one-year scholarship...

#1174

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and I took the liberty of submitting your name.

#1175

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As far as I know it includes housing...

#1176

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and meals and everything. It's really quite an offer.

#1177

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Let me know as soon as you can, Enid.

#1178

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This could be a really great thing for you.

#1179

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Pumpkin? Honey?

#1180

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I'm coming in.

#1181

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Well, I have some good news.

#1182

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What is it now?

#1183

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Are you still looking for a job?

#1184

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I guess.

#1185

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Maxine thinks she can get you a job at Computer Station.

#1186

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Normally, you have to have a lot of references....

#1187

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and at least two years of experience...

#1188

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but she thinks she can convince them.

#1189

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Tell her to forget it. I don't need her help.

#1190

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OK, that's...

#1191

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You know, if that's...

#1192

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If... Mm-hmm.

#1193

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Awful! Just awful!

#1194

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I will take care of it, I promise you.

#1195

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I will handle it. Thank you.

#1196

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Excuse me.

#1197

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I'm sorry, I need to speak with her for a second.

#1198

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- Well, enjoy the show. - Thank you.

#1199

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Yes, what is it, Phyllis?

#1200

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I am sorry...

#1201

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but you are simply going to have to remove that painting.

#1202

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Several of the parents have complained about it already.

#1203

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Well, I will do no such thing.

#1204

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Then I'm going to go over there and take it down myself.

#1205

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I think we should give the artist a chance...

#1206

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to talk with the parents about her intentions with this piece.

#1207

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We should be promoting discussion as a solution...

#1208

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instead of censorship.

#1209

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- Censorship? - Yes.

#1210

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Oh, that is such a big word for you, Roberta.

#1211

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Excuse me.

#1212

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- Do not touch that... - OK, I have a solution.

#1213

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Thank you, everyone, for your patience.

#1214

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Margaret, have you seen Enid?

#1215

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- I don't think she's even here. - You're kidding.

#1216

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- All right. There we go. - Thank you very much.

#1217

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So... Excuse me.

#1218

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So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight...

#1219

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and I want you to be my date.

#1220

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There's something I want to show you.

#1221

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Yeah, I... I don't think I should.

#1222

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Of course you should.

#1223

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I'm already a million hours late. Come on.

#1224

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I better not.

#1225

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OK, well, forget the art show. Let's do something else, then.

#1226

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I really wish I could, Enid, but...

#1227

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Dana just got out of a really bad relationship...

#1228

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and I don't want her to have the wrong idea, you know?

#1229

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Hey, what's happening?

#1230

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Where'd you get those pants?

#1231

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They were a present from Dana.

#1232

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You like them? They a good fit?

#1233

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Yeah, whatever. I mean, what do I know about clothes?

#1234

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It's nice to have somebody do all the work for me.

#1235

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I'll just be in my room.

#1236

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What's her deal, anyway?

#1237

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Did she actually tell you that you can't see me anymore?

#1238

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No. No, I mean...

#1239

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Not exactly. She just...

#1240

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She just doesn't understand how I would know someone like you.

#1241

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What does that mean, "someone like me"?

#1242

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Just someone so young.

#1243

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Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.

#1244

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Do you remember me?

#1245

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Sure. Sure.

#1246

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You're, like, the only person in this world I can count on...

#1247

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because, no matter what, I know you'll always be here.

#1248

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Well, that's what you think.

#1249

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I'm leaving town.

#1250

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Where are we? This is such a weird neighborhood.

#1251

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This is a totally normal, average neighborhood.

#1252

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3128.

#1253

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- That must be it. - Great.

#1254

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What? What's wrong with it? It looks totally normal.

#1255

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What? I said great.

#1256

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Yeah, I can tell you really love it.

#1257

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What am I supposed to say?

#1258

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"Gee, I can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole...

#1259

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"out in the middle of nowhere"?

#1260

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You know, you hate every single place that we look at.

#1261

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Why don't you just tell me you don't want to live with me?

#1262

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Because you'll totally freak out and act like a psycho about it.

#1263

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What?

#1264

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You're the psycho.

#1265

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You've totally ignored me ever since high school ended.

#1266

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You're still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!

#1267

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"Your own apartment."

#1268

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Fuck you.

#1269

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Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life.

#1270

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God. Fuck you, too.

#1271

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Pumpkin?

#1272

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Pumpkin?

#1273

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Honey?

#1274

⇓

What's wrong?

#1275

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Nothing.

#1276

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Because, honey, if something's wrong...

#1277

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I'd love it if we could talk about it.

#1278

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It's nothing. It's just some hormonal thing.

#1279

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Don't worry about it.

#1280

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OK, because I have some very, very important news...

#1281

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to talk about...

#1282

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and if you're not feeling well, we can do this some other time.

#1283

⇓

What?

#1284

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Well, Maxine and I have been seeing a lot of each other.

#1285

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And we were thinking it might be really best...

#1286

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for all of us if at the end of the summer...

#1287

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she came here to live with us.

#1288

⇓

We could really just see how we got along together...

#1289

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and see if this is...

#1290

⇓

Is this your first death mask?

#1291

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All artists have to suffer.

#1292

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Just a minute.

#1293

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I brought the application for the art academy.

#1294

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I just hope it's not too late.

#1295

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I am so sorry about what happened, Enid.

#1296

⇓

What do you mean?

#1297

⇓

Well, the whole business with the art show...

#1298

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and the newspaper... it's just absolutely...

#1299

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They're forcing me to give you...

#1300

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a non-passing grade in the class.

#1301

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Can't I still get a scholarship to the art academy?

#1302

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- Well, I'm sorry, Enid... - Can you help me out here?

#1303

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- I can't breath under this mask. - Excuse me.

#1304

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That's fine. Just breathe. Don't worry about it.

#1305

⇓

Hey, what are you doing here?

#1306

⇓

I needed to see you.

#1307

⇓

What's up?

#1308

⇓

Can you at least let me in?

#1309

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Yeah, sure. Come on in.

#1310

⇓

Look, I just need someone to be nice to me for five minutes...

#1311

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and then I swear I'll leave you alone, OK?

#1312

⇓

What's the matter?

#1313

⇓

Do you have anything to drink?

#1314

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There might be some root beer.

#1315

⇓

- What's this? - That's Dana's.

#1316

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We're supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary.

#1317

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You better not...

#1318

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I mean, you like me, right, Seymour?

#1319

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We're good friends, right?

#1320

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Yeah, sure. Of course.

#1321

⇓

What is this?

#1322

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Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques.

#1323

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She said it didn't go with her stuff...

#1324

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so she gave it to me.

#1325

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Said it would go better with my old-time thingamajigs.

#1326

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Jesus, how can you stand her?

#1327

⇓

How come all that time I was trying to get you a date...

#1328

⇓

you never asked me out?

#1329

⇓

You're a beautiful young girl.

#1330

⇓

I couldn't imagine you'd have any interest in me...

#1331

⇓

except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.

#1332

⇓

At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world.

#1333

⇓

All they care about is guitars or sports.

#1334

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I hate sports.

#1335

⇓

Maybe I should just move in with you.

#1336

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I could do the cooking and dust your old records...

#1337

⇓

until I get a job.

#1338

⇓

You know what my number one fantasy used to be?

#1339

⇓

What?

#1340

⇓

I used to think about one day...

#1341

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just not telling anyone and going off to some random place.

#1342

⇓

And I'd just disappear...

#1343

⇓

and they'd never see me again.

#1344

⇓

Do you ever think about stuff like that?

#1345

⇓

I guess I probably did when I was your age.

#1346

⇓

You know what we should do?

#1347

⇓

We should just get in your car right now and just drive off.

#1348

⇓

Just find some totally new place...

#1349

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and start a whole new life.

#1350

⇓

Fuck everybody.

#1351

⇓

I'm not in any good condition to drive.

#1352

⇓

I'm serious.

#1353

⇓

I'm just so sick of everybody.

#1354

⇓

Why can't I just do what I want?

#1355

⇓

What do you want?

#1356

⇓

What do you want?

#1357

⇓

Don't you like me?

#1358

⇓

Boy, I never expected anything like this to happen.

#1359

⇓

Yeah, well, me, neither.

#1360

⇓

You must know I always...

#1361

⇓

Did you mean all that stuff about moving in with me?

#1362

⇓

I was just thinking out loud.

#1363

⇓

I mean, you've got this thing with Dana, and...

#1364

⇓

I'm not gonna let you fuck that up.

#1365

⇓

Yeah, but I don't know, I just...

#1366

⇓

I really need to get some sleep.

#1367

⇓

Good night.

#1368

⇓

Right. One second.

#1369

⇓

- Sorry. Go ahead. - We're almost done.

#1370

⇓

Hi. Yeah. No, it's excluded.

#1371

⇓

They've already paid the earnest money.

#1372

⇓

Well, let's see if they bring it up...

#1373

⇓

if they notice it on the final walkthrough.

#1374

⇓

Right.

#1375

⇓

Great. Sounds good.

#1376

⇓

- Yes! - We did it!

#1377

⇓

- Great job. - Thank you.

#1378

⇓

I'm proud of you. I'll catch you guys later.

#1379

⇓

I'm going to start the paperwork.

#1380

⇓

- Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a seat.

#1381

⇓

So, what brings you down here?

#1382

⇓

I just really feel like I need to say something to you.

#1383

⇓

I've never said this to anyone before.

#1384

⇓

Believe me, I've...

#1385

⇓

I've stayed in horrible relationships for years...

#1386

⇓

just so I wouldn't have to do this.

#1387

⇓

What are you trying to say?

#1388

⇓

Maybe it's not such a good idea that we keep going out.

#1389

⇓

It's Enid. Leave a message.

#1390

⇓

Seymour, here.

#1391

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I really want to talk to you.

#1392

⇓

I've been thinking about what you said...

#1393

⇓

about moving in here, and...

#1394

⇓

Yeah, so just...

#1395

⇓

give me a call when you get a chance.

#1396

⇓

OK. Thanks. Bye.

#1397

⇓

Look, I'm really sorry about the other day.

#1398

⇓

I don't know what's wrong with me.

#1399

⇓

I really do want to move in with you.

#1400

⇓

Look, I don't know.

#1401

⇓

I was thinking maybe I should just live alone, you know?

#1402

⇓

I've decided to rent that place that we looked at...

#1403

⇓

and I start moving in next week.

#1404

⇓

Please let me come with you. Please.

#1405

⇓

Look, I don't know. I don't think it's such a good idea.

#1406

⇓

Of course it's a good idea. It's our plan.

#1407

⇓

Yeah, but how are you going to pay rent and everything?

#1408

⇓

You don't even have a job.

#1409

⇓

I'll get a job tomorrow. I promise.

#1410

⇓

Maxine said she could get me a job at Computer Station.

#1411

⇓

Please, Becca.

#1412

⇓

Tonight, I have a very special partner...

#1413

⇓

one who is a performance artist...

#1414

⇓

in sign language for the deaf.

#1415

⇓

Please welcome to the stage...

#1416

⇓

Well, here's where the fun never stops.

#1417

⇓

She could at least have the decency to call me back.

#1418

⇓

Wasted time, trying to logically figure out the female brain.

#1419

⇓

That's for sure.

#1420

⇓

Maybe she got another boyfriend.

#1421

⇓

Yeah, well, thanks for cheering me up.

#1422

⇓

Oh, God.

#1423

⇓

It's Enid. Leave a message.

#1424

⇓

Oh, come on.

#1425

⇓

Hey, look at it this way...

#1426

⇓

at least things can't get any worse.

#1427

⇓

Seymour! Just the man I want to see.

#1428

⇓

Step in here for a minute.

#1429

⇓

Have a seat.

#1430

⇓

What can you tell me about this, Seymour?

#1431

⇓

So, what do you think?

#1432

⇓

It's fine.

#1433

⇓

- Where's all your stuff? - There.

#1434

⇓

That's all you're bringing?

#1435

⇓

No. I'm gonna pack up the rest tonight.

#1436

⇓

I'll bring it over sometime tomorrow.

#1437

⇓

What time?

#1438

⇓

I don't know. Noon?

#1439

⇓

All right, cool. Just make sure you're here by then...

#1440

⇓

because we got a lot of stuff to do.

#1441

⇓

Oh, wait.

#1442

⇓

I got to show you this. It's really cool.

#1443

⇓

Isn't it great?

#1444

⇓

A smile is something special

#1445

⇓

A ribbon is something rare

#1446

⇓

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

#1447

⇓

With a smile and a ribbon in my hair

#1448

⇓

To be a girl they notice

#1449

⇓

Takes more than a fancy dress

#1450

⇓

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

#1451

⇓

I'll be something beyond compare

#1452

⇓

I'll be noticed because I'll wear

#1453

⇓

A smile and a ribbon in my hair

#1454

⇓

What's wrong with you, retard? It's 3:30.

#1455

⇓

Oh, hi. Enid's stepmother told me that she'd be here.

#1456

⇓

She's not at home?

#1457

⇓

No, they told me that she'd be here.

#1458

⇓

Well, where the fuck is she?

#1459

⇓

She was supposed to be here three hours ago.

#1460

⇓

Do you mind if I wait? I really need to talk to her.

#1461

⇓

Are you sure she wasn't there?

#1462

⇓

I mean, maybe she was just hiding from you or something.

#1463

⇓

Why would she be hiding from me?

#1464

⇓

I don't know.

#1465

⇓

Where is she, then?

#1466

⇓

Maybe she's with Josh?

#1467

⇓

Josh? Why would she be with Josh?

#1468

⇓

I really don't know enough about it to...

#1469

⇓

But why did you say that she was hiding from me?

#1470

⇓

Did she say anything to you about me?

#1471

⇓

Yeah. She thinks you're a dork.

#1472

⇓

She said that?

#1473

⇓

What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you...

#1474

⇓

What do you mean?

#1475

⇓

She didn't tell you about that?

#1476

⇓

What are you talking about?

#1477

⇓

On that pathetic fake blind date?

#1478

⇓

What fake blind date? What are you talking about?

#1479

⇓

Here.

#1480

⇓

Look.

#1481

⇓

Did you have a good laugh at my expense?

#1482

⇓

What do you mean?

#1483

⇓

Do you think that's funny?

#1484

⇓

Here, is that funny?

#1485

⇓

I'll show you something funny.

#1486

⇓

- Hey. Damn it. Come on. - Get...

#1487

⇓

Not so cool now, are you, good-looking boy?

#1488

⇓

- What's going on? - Call the cops, man.

#1489

⇓

- Citizen's arrest. - You!

#1490

⇓

Call the cops!

#1491

⇓

Get the hell out of my store!

#1492

⇓

All right. Hey, no need to get violent.

#1493

⇓

I'm outta here.

#1494

⇓

Are you OK?

#1495

⇓

You seem a little stoned. What are you on?

#1496

⇓

High on life.

#1497

⇓

Look, Seymour, I came by to tell you...

#1498

⇓

how really, really sorry I am about everything.

#1499

⇓

I know you probably totally hate me.

#1500

⇓

You don't have to say...

#1501

⇓

Please. Don't say anything.

#1502

⇓

I know I'm a total disappointment to everyone.

#1503

⇓

I just quit my job this morning...

#1504

⇓

and then I had a fight with Becky...

#1505

⇓

because I told her I wasn't going to move in with her...

#1506

⇓

and she really just wants to kill me.

#1507

⇓

And there is just no way to explain how I feel.

#1508

⇓

I don't...

#1509

⇓

I guess I'll just have to figure myself out.

#1510

⇓

Enid, I'm not mad at you.

#1511

⇓

I know I'm just a dork.

#1512

⇓

Seymour, you are not a dork.

#1513

⇓

Sure I am.

#1514

⇓

You are such a stupid idiot.

#1515

⇓

Did you even look through the rest of the book?

#1516

⇓

See?

#1517

⇓

You're like... my hero.

#1518

⇓

Thanks for waiting.

#1519

⇓

Is he going to be OK?

#1520

⇓

I think he'll be fine.

#1521

⇓

What are you going to do now?

#1522

⇓

I'm not sure.

#1523

⇓

I'd better get going. I'm going to be late for work.

#1524

⇓

Call me, OK?

#1525

⇓

I have to admit things are starting to look up for me...

#1526

⇓

since my life turned to shit.

#1527

⇓

Remember what I said when we first started?

#1528

⇓

This little break-up might be...

#1529

⇓

the very best thing that ever happened to you.

#1530

⇓

I think I'm ready to get back to my old life.

#1531

⇓

You think that's too soon?

#1532

⇓

Why don't we start with that next week?

#1533

⇓

Thank you.

#1534

⇓

Don't thank me.

#1535

⇓

You're doing all the work.

#1536

⇓

- Is he done? - Yes.

#1537

⇓

Seymour, did you have a chance...

#1538

⇓

to think about what you might want for dinner while you were in here?

#1539

⇓

No, I haven't.

#1540

⇓

Maybe we could discuss it in the car.

#1541

⇓

Did you want mashed potatoes?

#1542

⇓

See you next week.

#1543

⇓

Not so funny now, tough guy, are you, huh?

#1544

⇓

Motherfuckers!

#1545

⇓

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