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Season 1, Episode 1 — EuroTrip (2004)
What? Your wallet! Focus!
#619
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Give it to me.
#620
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Give it to me.
#620
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I love you! I love you!
#621
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I love you! I love you!
#621
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I love you! I love you!
#622
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I love you! I love you!
#622
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What's so funny?
#623
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What's so funny?
#623
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I'm really hungry. I think I've got the munchies.
#624
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I'm really hungry. I think I've got the munchies.
#624
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Excuse me.
#625
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Excuse me.
#625
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It's hot in here. You hot? 'Cause I'm really hot.
#626
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It's hot in here. You hot? 'Cause I'm really hot.
#626
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- Good. - Okay, I can't breathe. God.
#627
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- Good. - Okay, I can't breathe. God.
#627
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I'm freaking out. I think we got a bad batch 'cause I'm freaking out.
#628
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I'm freaking out. I think we got a bad batch 'cause I'm freaking out.
#628
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I can't... I can't do this.
#629
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I can't... I can't do this.
#629
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I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in.
#630
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I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in.
#630
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The girls never came. The girls never came!
#631
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The girls never came. The girls never came!
#631
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I am freaking out!
#632
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I am freaking out!
#632
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- Is everything all right with you, man? - No, nothing's all right.
#633
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- Is everything all right with you, man? - No, nothing's all right.
#633
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You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies.
#634
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You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies.
#634
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You're a bad Rastafarian.
#635
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You're a bad Rastafarian.
#635
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These are not hash brownies.
#636
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These are not hash brownies.
#636
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- What was that? - We do not serve hash brownies here.
#637
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- What was that? - We do not serve hash brownies here.
#637
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We're a simple Dutch bakery!
#638
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We're a simple Dutch bakery!
#638
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Now put your clothes back on, white boy.
#639
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Now put your clothes back on, white boy.
#639
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Did you say...
#640
⇓
Did you say...
#640
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Yes! Yes! For the love of God.
#641
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Yes! Yes! For the love of God.
#641
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- Are you sure? - Yes, please.
#642
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- Are you sure? - Yes, please.
#642
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As you wish.
#643
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As you wish.
#643
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Bring on the...
#644
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Bring on the...
#644
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Wait, what?
#645
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Wait, what?
#645
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Uh-oh.
#646
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Uh-oh.
#646
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No, no, no! I didn't say...
#647
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No, no, no! I didn't say...
#647
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I said...
#648
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I said...
#648
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What did you do last night?
#649
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What did you do last night?
#649
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I don't want to talk about it. What did you guys do?
#650
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I don't want to talk about it. What did you guys do?
#650
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- Don't want to talk about it. - Don't want to talk about it.
#651
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- Don't want to talk about it. - Don't want to talk about it.
#651
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What is that?
#652
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What is that?
#652
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Free T-shirt.
#653
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Free T-shirt.
#653
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Hey, guys.
#654
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Hey, guys.
#654
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What happened to you?
#655
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What happened to you?
#655
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I got robbed.
#656
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I got robbed.
#656
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It was awesome!
#657
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It was awesome!
#657
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All our money, our passports, our tickets, everything, gone.
#658
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All our money, our passports, our tickets, everything, gone.
#658
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How the hell could this happen?
#659
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How the hell could this happen?
#659
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We all go to Amsterdam, and Jamie's the one who hooks up.
#660
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We all go to Amsterdam, and Jamie's the one who hooks up.
#660
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For shame!
#661
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For shame!
#661
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That's me.
#662
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That's me.
#662
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Coop here. Sorry.
#663
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Coop here. Sorry.
#663
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Hello, Mr. Walters.
#664
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Hello, Mr. Walters.
#664
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What do you mean, you never got the Gutterman file?
#665
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What do you mean, you never got the Gutterman file?
#665
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I told Humphrey to give it to you.
#666
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I told Humphrey to give it to you.
#666
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That's hogwash. I handed it to him myself yesterday.
#667
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That's hogwash. I handed it to him myself yesterday.
#667
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Yes, sir, I will tell Humphrey to report to your office immediately. Bye.
#668
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Yes, sir, I will tell Humphrey to report to your office immediately. Bye.
#668
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This job's killing me.
#669
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This job's killing me.
#669
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Let me handle this. I speak bad German.
#670
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Let me handle this. I speak bad German.
#670
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- What did he say? - He said he's driving.
#671
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- What did he say? - He said he's driving.
#671
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Something.
#672
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Something.
#672
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Yeah.
#673
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Yeah.
#673
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Berlin?
#674
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Berlin?
#674
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- Berlin? - Berlin.
#675
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- Berlin? - Berlin.
#675
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- He's going to Berlin. - Awesome!
#676
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- He's going to Berlin. - Awesome!
#676
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- All right! Berlin. - Come on, let's go!
#677
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- All right! Berlin. - Come on, let's go!
#677
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Next stop, Berlin.
#678
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Next stop, Berlin.
#678
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Beautiful. We made it to Berlin.
#679
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Beautiful. We made it to Berlin.
#679
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Berlin!
#680
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Berlin!
#680
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- Bratislava? - Yeah. Bratislava!
#681
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- Bratislava? - Yeah. Bratislava!
#681
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Dear sweet mother of God, we're in eastern Europe.
#682
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Dear sweet mother of God, we're in eastern Europe.
#682
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Excuse me.
#683
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Excuse me.
#683
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Do you speak any English?
#684
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Do you speak any English?
#684
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- You are Americans? - Yeah.
#685
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- You are Americans? - Yeah.
#685
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I love America.
#686
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I love America.
#686
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We just get Miami Vice on television.
#687
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We just get Miami Vice on television.
#687
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Hey, man, Miami Vice is number-one new show.
#688
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Hey, man, Miami Vice is number-one new show.
#688
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Yeah. Listen, we're trying to get to Berlin, Germany.
#689
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Yeah. Listen, we're trying to get to Berlin, Germany.
#689
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Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
#690
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Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?
#690
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Yes, very soon. They are building it now.
#691
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Yes, very soon. They are building it now.
#691
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Stop! Hammer time!
#692
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Stop! Hammer time!
#692
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Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer.
#693
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Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer.
#693
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In winter, it can get very depressing.
#694
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In winter, it can get very depressing.
#694
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We gotta figure something out. How much money do we have?
#695
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We gotta figure something out. How much money do we have?
#695
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Frommer's travel tip.
#696
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Frommer's travel tip.
#696
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I don't have anything. What? I got no-- Fine.
#697
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I don't have anything. What? I got no-- Fine.
#697
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A dollar and 83 cents American.
#698
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A dollar and 83 cents American.
#698
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What are we gonna get with that?
#699
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What are we gonna get with that?
#699
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Gotta love that exchange rate.
#700
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Gotta love that exchange rate.
#700
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Happy Juice.
#701
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Happy Juice.
#701
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Now with less pulp.
#702
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Now with less pulp.
#702
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Dinner is served. Would the masters care for anything else?
#703
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Dinner is served. Would the masters care for anything else?
#703
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Think we're good. Thanks.
#704
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Think we're good. Thanks.
#704
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A nickel.
#705
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A nickel.
#705
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You see this?
#706
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You see this?
#706
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I quit.
#707
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I quit.
#707
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I open my own hotel.
#708
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I open my own hotel.
#708
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So, we got 27 cents left.
#709
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So, we got 27 cents left.
#709
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What is there to do in this town?
#710
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What is there to do in this town?
#710
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Don't tell Scotty
#711
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Don't tell Scotty
#711
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Scotty doesn't know
#712
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Scotty doesn't know
#712
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Hey. This song sounds familiar.
#713
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Hey. This song sounds familiar.
#713
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Jenny, let me check your coat.
#714
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Jenny, let me check your coat.
#714
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- Hey! - Jenny!
#715
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- Hey! - Jenny!
#715
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That outfit is horrible! Just take it off, now!
#716
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That outfit is horrible! Just take it off, now!
#716
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No, but I will let you buy me a drink.
#717
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No, but I will let you buy me a drink.
#717
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Excuse me?
#718
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Excuse me?
#718
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You're the woman from the Paris train station, aren't you?
#719
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You're the woman from the Paris train station, aren't you?
#719
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- My name is... - Christoph.
#720
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- My name is... - Christoph.
#720
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Yes.
#721
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Yes.
#721
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- What are you doing here? - This is my place.
#722
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- What are you doing here? - This is my place.
#722
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My family owns many nightclubs throughout Europe.
#723
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My family owns many nightclubs throughout Europe.
#723
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I'd be honored if you'd join me in my VIP room for a drink.
#724
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I'd be honored if you'd join me in my VIP room for a drink.
#724
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Okay.
#725
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Okay.
#725
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Bye, Cooper.
#726
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Bye, Cooper.
#726
⇓
- What's that? - It's absinthe.
#727
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- What's that? - It's absinthe.
#727
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Frommer's says it's illegal in the States
#728
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Frommer's says it's illegal in the States
#728
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because it makes you hallucinate and go crazy.
#729
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because it makes you hallucinate and go crazy.
#729
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They call it "The Green Fairy."
#730
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They call it "The Green Fairy."
#730
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My family has a yacht in the Aegean.
#731
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My family has a yacht in the Aegean.
#731
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Come with me, Jennifer. We will sail away together.
#732
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Come with me, Jennifer. We will sail away together.
#732
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Oh, my God.
#733
⇓
Oh, my God.
#733
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We will swim with dolphins, and sip champagne by moonlight.
#734
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We will swim with dolphins, and sip champagne by moonlight.
#734
⇓
Oh, my God.
#735
⇓
Oh, my God.
#735
⇓
We will spend the day sunbathing, drinking wine.
#736
⇓
We will spend the day sunbathing, drinking wine.
#736
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My wife makes the best sangria.
#737
⇓
My wife makes the best sangria.
#737
⇓
- Wait. What? - Sangria.
#738
⇓
- Wait. What? - Sangria.
#738
⇓
You take a good Spanish Rioja, and you put in slices of orange and...
#739
⇓
You take a good Spanish Rioja, and you put in slices of orange and...
#739
⇓
No, no, wait. You said you were married?
#740
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No, no, wait. You said you were married?
#740
⇓
So, you just go around Europe, sleeping with every woman you meet?
#741
⇓
So, you just go around Europe, sleeping with every woman you meet?
#741
⇓
No. Please, Jennifer. It is not like that.
#742
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No. Please, Jennifer. It is not like that.
#742
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I also sleep with men.
#743
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I also sleep with men.
#743
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I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
#744
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I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
#744
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- Me neither. - Sober as a judge.
#745
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- Me neither. - Sober as a judge.
#745
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- How about you? - I'm not feeling a goddamn thing.
#746
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- How about you? - I'm not feeling a goddamn thing.
#746
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- This absinthe is bullshit. - I hear you, my brother.
#747
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- This absinthe is bullshit. - I hear you, my brother.
#747
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I'm outta here.
#748
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I'm outta here.
#748
⇓
Excuse me.
#749
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Excuse me.
#749
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- Hey. So where's Christoph? - Shut up.
#750
⇓
- Hey. So where's Christoph? - Shut up.
#750
⇓
- Europe! - Europe!
#751
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- Europe! - Europe!
#751
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Europe!
#752
⇓
Europe!
#752
⇓
- So, tomorrow, Berlin. - Tomorrow, Mieke.
#753
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- So, tomorrow, Berlin. - Tomorrow, Mieke.
#753
⇓
- Check it out. - No way!
#754
⇓
- Check it out. - No way!
#754
⇓
Jamie's hooking up with another girl? Goddamn it!
#755
⇓
Jamie's hooking up with another girl? Goddamn it!
#755
⇓
It's just so unfair. I've been all over the place,
#756
⇓
It's just so unfair. I've been all over the place,
#756
⇓
looking for crazy European sex, and he's the one who ends up getting--
#757
⇓
looking for crazy European sex, and he's the one who ends up getting--
#757
⇓
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
#758
⇓
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
#758
⇓
That is some pretty fucked-up shit.
#759
⇓
That is some pretty fucked-up shit.
#759
⇓
Can you say, "What the fuck did I do last night?"
#760
⇓
Can you say, "What the fuck did I do last night?"
#760
⇓
They really are the worst twins ever.
#761
⇓
They really are the worst twins ever.
#761
⇓
That was a pretty wild night, eh?
#762
⇓
That was a pretty wild night, eh?
#762
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Yep. Pretty wild, pretty wild.
#763
⇓
Yep. Pretty wild, pretty wild.
#763
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I know I was out of control.
#764
⇓
I know I was out of control.
#764
⇓
How about you guys? Did you...
#765
⇓
How about you guys? Did you...
#765
⇓
All right, look. We were really drunk,
#766
⇓
All right, look. We were really drunk,
#766
⇓
things got a little crazy, and Jamie kissed me.
#767
⇓
things got a little crazy, and Jamie kissed me.
#767
⇓
Let's just forget about it, okay?
#768
⇓
Let's just forget about it, okay?
#768
⇓
- Consider it forgotten. - Never happened.
#769
⇓
- Consider it forgotten. - Never happened.
#769
⇓
- Never happened. - Fine.
#770
⇓
- Never happened. - Fine.
#770
⇓
Let's just forget about it. It's not like you two had sex.
#771
⇓
Let's just forget about it. It's not like you two had sex.
#771
⇓
Have you had sex?
#772
⇓
Have you had sex?
#772
⇓
- Shut up, Cooper! - Jamie, relax.
#773
⇓
- Shut up, Cooper! - Jamie, relax.
#773
⇓
- Cooper, please? - Okay, fine. I'll give it a rest.
#774
⇓
- Cooper, please? - Okay, fine. I'll give it a rest.
#774
⇓
Jamie, can I borrow your Frommer's?
#775
⇓
Jamie, can I borrow your Frommer's?
#775
⇓
Here it is. Bratislava. Capital of Slovakia.
#776
⇓
Here it is. Bratislava. Capital of Slovakia.
#776
⇓
Oh, here's a fun fact.
#777
⇓
Oh, here's a fun fact.
#777
⇓
You made out with your sister, man!
#778
⇓
You made out with your sister, man!
#778
⇓
- Shut up! Shut up! - Like two dogs in heat.
#779
⇓
- Shut up! Shut up! - Like two dogs in heat.
#779
⇓
My friends, where is the beef?
#780
⇓
My friends, where is the beef?
#780
⇓
You go to Berlin? I'm your ride. Hop in.
#781
⇓
You go to Berlin? I'm your ride. Hop in.
#781
⇓
Hey. This is Mieke's apartment building.
#782
⇓
Hey. This is Mieke's apartment building.
#782
⇓
Wish me all sorts of luck, guys.
#783
⇓
Wish me all sorts of luck, guys.
#783
⇓
You'll do great, Scotty.
#784
⇓
You'll do great, Scotty.
#784
⇓
Thanks.
#785
⇓
Thanks.
#785
⇓
I came all this way. I'm not gonna miss this.
#786
⇓
I came all this way. I'm not gonna miss this.
#786
⇓
- Dude, Mieke's hideous. Run! - Stop.
#787
⇓
- Dude, Mieke's hideous. Run! - Stop.
#787
⇓
Hi, my name is Scott Thomas.
#788
⇓
Hi, my name is Scott Thomas.
#788
⇓
I'm from America, and I'm here to see Mieke.
#789
⇓
I'm from America, and I'm here to see Mieke.
#789
⇓
- I'm sorry, but Mieke's not here. - Do you know where she is?
#790
⇓
- I'm sorry, but Mieke's not here. - Do you know where she is?
#790
⇓
She's gone for the summer.
#791
⇓
She's gone for the summer.
#791
⇓
My daughter had intended to spend the summer in America,
#792
⇓
My daughter had intended to spend the summer in America,
#792
⇓
looking at colleges and visiting some friends.
#793
⇓
looking at colleges and visiting some friends.
#793
⇓
But several days ago, she suddenly changed her mind.
#794
⇓
But several days ago, she suddenly changed her mind.
#794
⇓
She would not tell me why.
#795
⇓
She would not tell me why.
#795
⇓
I think I know why.
#796
⇓
I think I know why.
#796
⇓
This is Heinrich. He's Mieke's stepbrother.
#797
⇓
This is Heinrich. He's Mieke's stepbrother.
#797
⇓
As I was saying, she packed up her bag and left.
#798
⇓
As I was saying, she packed up her bag and left.
#798
⇓
- It was all very sudden. - Do you know where Mieke is right now?
#799
⇓
- It was all very sudden. - Do you know where Mieke is right now?
#799
⇓
As you know, she's always been very interested in the classics,
#800
⇓
As you know, she's always been very interested in the classics,
#800
⇓
Greek and Roman literature and history,
#801
⇓
Greek and Roman literature and history,
#801
⇓
and she has always enjoyed the ocean,
#802
⇓
and she has always enjoyed the ocean,
#802
⇓
so she found a program that combines all her interests.
#803
⇓
so she found a program that combines all her interests.
#803
⇓
Do you know where she is?
#804
⇓
Do you know where she is?
#804
⇓
She enrolled in a Summer at Sea program, based in Rome.
#805
⇓
She enrolled in a Summer at Sea program, based in Rome.
#805
⇓
Rome.
#806
⇓
Rome.
#806
⇓
Okay, then I guess we'll go to Rome then.
#807
⇓
Okay, then I guess we'll go to Rome then.
#807
⇓
Well, unfortunately, Mieke's only in Rome for orientation.
#808
⇓
Well, unfortunately, Mieke's only in Rome for orientation.
#808
⇓
Tomorrow, her group will be boarding a boat and she'll be gone for the summer
#809
⇓
Tomorrow, her group will be boarding a boat and she'll be gone for the summer
#809
⇓
and she'll be quite unreachable.
#810
⇓
and she'll be quite unreachable.
#810
⇓
Unreachable.
#811
⇓
Unreachable.
#811
⇓
Mieke's tour group goes to the Vatican tomorrow,
#812
⇓
Mieke's tour group goes to the Vatican tomorrow,
#812
⇓
then she gets on that boat and she's gone.
#813
⇓
then she gets on that boat and she's gone.
#813
⇓
So, it's over?
#814
⇓
So, it's over?
#814
⇓
Hey. Thanks for sticking with me through all this, guys,
#815
⇓
Hey. Thanks for sticking with me through all this, guys,
#815
⇓
but you should probably call your parents,
#816
⇓
but you should probably call your parents,
#816
⇓
have them wire you some money and go home.
#817
⇓
have them wire you some money and go home.
#817
⇓
What are you gonna do?
#818
⇓
What are you gonna do?
#818
⇓
I'm going to Rome.
#819
⇓
I'm going to Rome.
#819
⇓
I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,
#820
⇓
I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,
#820
⇓
I'll swim if I have to, but I'm gonna get to Mieke somehow.
#821
⇓
I'll swim if I have to, but I'm gonna get to Mieke somehow.
#821
⇓
- Maybe that'll help. - Where'd you get all that?
#822
⇓
- Maybe that'll help. - Where'd you get all that?
#822
⇓
Wait. Where's your Leica?
#823
⇓
Wait. Where's your Leica?
#823
⇓
- Sold it. - What?
#824
⇓
- Sold it. - What?
#824
⇓
You sold your Leica? But you loved that thing.
#825
⇓
You sold your Leica? But you loved that thing.
#825
⇓
What about your photo tour of Europe? What about the châteaus?
#826
⇓
What about your photo tour of Europe? What about the châteaus?
#826
⇓
Châteaus have been there for 300 years. Mieke's gone in 12 hours.
#827
⇓
Châteaus have been there for 300 years. Mieke's gone in 12 hours.
#827
⇓
Come on. Let's go!
#828
⇓
Come on. Let's go!
#828
⇓
Frommer's says to check in three hours before any international flight.
#829
⇓
Frommer's says to check in three hours before any international flight.
#829
⇓
Come here, guidebook!
#830
⇓
Come here, guidebook!
#830
⇓
We're going to Rome. We're going to Rome!
#831
⇓
We're going to Rome. We're going to Rome!
#831
⇓
All right, Summer at Sea group.
#832
⇓
All right, Summer at Sea group.
#832
⇓
Our tour begins in the Vatican Museum. This way, please.
#833
⇓
Our tour begins in the Vatican Museum. This way, please.
#833
⇓
There it is.
#834
⇓
There it is.
#834
⇓
This entrance is for private tour groups only.
#835
⇓
This entrance is for private tour groups only.
#835
⇓
But we are a private tour group. We've come all the way from America.
#836
⇓
But we are a private tour group. We've come all the way from America.
#836
⇓
That guy in the orange jacket is mentally retarded.
#837
⇓
That guy in the orange jacket is mentally retarded.
#837
⇓
Sì, I can tell.
#838
⇓
Sì, I can tell.
#838
⇓
How very, very sad.
#839
⇓
How very, very sad.
#839
⇓
Yes, it is.
#840
⇓
Yes, it is.
#840
⇓
But if you are a tour, where is your guide?
#841
⇓
But if you are a tour, where is your guide?
#841
⇓
We've got a fantastic tour guide.
#842
⇓
We've got a fantastic tour guide.
#842
⇓
- Right here. - What? No...
#843
⇓
- Right here. - What? No...
#843
⇓
The Vatican has been used as a papal residence
#844
⇓
The Vatican has been used as a papal residence
#844
⇓
ever since the time of Emperor Constantine the Great in the 5th century AD.
#845
⇓
ever since the time of Emperor Constantine the Great in the 5th century AD.
#845
⇓
Okay. If you'll all follow me, please.
#846
⇓
Okay. If you'll all follow me, please.
#846
⇓
Have a very special day
#847
⇓
Have a very special day
#847
⇓
for a very special little man.
#848
⇓
for a very special little man.
#848
⇓
Okay.
#849
⇓
Okay.
#849
⇓
I can't believe that guy let us in. What a retard.
#850
⇓
I can't believe that guy let us in. What a retard.
#850
⇓
Okay. Let's find Mieke.
#851
⇓
Okay. Let's find Mieke.
#851
⇓
One of our English-speaking tour guides has called in sick.
#852
⇓
One of our English-speaking tour guides has called in sick.
#852
⇓
Could you please take these peoples also?
#853
⇓
Could you please take these peoples also?
#853
⇓
- How big is Vatican City? - 0.5 square kilometers.
#854
⇓
- How big is Vatican City? - 0.5 square kilometers.
#854
⇓
- Who built the colonnades? - Gian Lorenzo Bernini, 1656.
#855
⇓
- Who built the colonnades? - Gian Lorenzo Bernini, 1656.
#855
⇓
- Where are the bathrooms? - Floors two, six and seven.
#856
⇓
- Where are the bathrooms? - Floors two, six and seven.
#856
⇓
Next, I'll take you to where the College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
#857
⇓
Next, I'll take you to where the College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
#857
⇓
When this happens, white smoke is sent up from the Vatican...
#858
⇓
When this happens, white smoke is sent up from the Vatican...
#858
⇓
Mieke's gotta be around here somewhere.
#859
⇓
Mieke's gotta be around here somewhere.
#859
⇓
Let's go.
#860
⇓
Let's go.
#860
⇓
Behind me is the Appartamento Papale, or Papal Apartment.
#861
⇓
Behind me is the Appartamento Papale, or Papal Apartment.
#861
⇓
We're obviously not permitted in there.
#862
⇓
We're obviously not permitted in there.
#862
⇓
Excuse me, miss. What is this?
#863
⇓
Excuse me, miss. What is this?
#863
⇓
That is the Bell of San Marco.
#864
⇓
That is the Bell of San Marco.
#864
⇓
When the pope dies, the Cardinal Vicar of Rome
#865
⇓
When the pope dies, the Cardinal Vicar of Rome
#865
⇓
rings this bell to notify the people of Rome.
#866
⇓
rings this bell to notify the people of Rome.
#866
⇓
Next, we will view the Sistine Chapel. Follow me, please.
#867
⇓
Next, we will view the Sistine Chapel. Follow me, please.
#867
⇓
Come on. I think I heard them. Which way did they go?
#868
⇓
Come on. I think I heard them. Which way did they go?
#868
⇓
That way. I'd stake my reputation on it.
#869
⇓
That way. I'd stake my reputation on it.
#869
⇓
Good enough for me.
#870
⇓
Good enough for me.
#870
⇓
Hey, check it out. I wonder what this does.
#871
⇓
Hey, check it out. I wonder what this does.
#871
⇓
It doesn't do anything, It's a rope. Come on, let's go.
#872
⇓
It doesn't do anything, It's a rope. Come on, let's go.
#872
⇓
They got a lot of old stuff here.
#873
⇓
They got a lot of old stuff here.
#873
⇓
The Bell of San Marco.
#874
⇓
The Bell of San Marco.
#874
⇓
The pope is dead.
#875
⇓
The pope is dead.
#875
⇓
She's not in here.
#876
⇓
She's not in here.
#876
⇓
Let's go. We're definitely not supposed to be here.
#877
⇓
Let's go. We're definitely not supposed to be here.
#877
⇓
Hey, check this out.
#878
⇓
Hey, check this out.
#878
⇓
- I'm the pope. - Cooper, take off the pope hat.
#879
⇓
- I'm the pope. - Cooper, take off the pope hat.
#879
⇓
- No. It's okay. I'm Catholic. - Cooper, take it off, goddamn it!
#880
⇓
- No. It's okay. I'm Catholic. - Cooper, take it off, goddamn it!
#880
⇓
You took the Lord's name in vain.
#881
⇓
You took the Lord's name in vain.
#881
⇓
- Only I can forgive you now, my son. - Take that fudging thing off.
#882
⇓
- Only I can forgive you now, my son. - Take that fudging thing off.
#882
⇓
- Coop-- - The pope breaks an open-field tackle.
#883
⇓
- Coop-- - The pope breaks an open-field tackle.
#883
⇓
It's a Hail Mary. He catches it. He's at the 40,
#884
⇓
It's a Hail Mary. He catches it. He's at the 40,
#884
⇓
the 30, the 20, the 10...
#885
⇓
the 30, the 20, the 10...
#885
⇓
Touchdown, pope!
#886
⇓
Touchdown, pope!
#886
⇓
The pope makes a two-point conversion.
#887
⇓
The pope makes a two-point conversion.
#887
⇓
And, oh, my Lord! It's the pope 8,
#888
⇓
And, oh, my Lord! It's the pope 8,
#888
⇓
and the heathens nothing!
#889
⇓
and the heathens nothing!
#889
⇓
How's you, sucka?
#890
⇓
How's you, sucka?
#890
⇓
Cooper, the hat. The hat.
#891
⇓
Cooper, the hat. The hat.
#891
⇓
The hat is on fire.
#892
⇓
The hat is on fire.
#892
⇓
We don't need no water, let the mother--
#893
⇓
We don't need no water, let the mother--
#893
⇓
I'm not kidding. Look.
#894
⇓
I'm not kidding. Look.
#894
⇓
Oh, holy shit!
#895
⇓
Oh, holy shit!
#895
⇓
I don't want this. Fireplace. Fireplace. Go, go!
#896
⇓
I don't want this. Fireplace. Fireplace. Go, go!
#896
⇓
White smoke! They've elected the new pope.
#897
⇓
White smoke! They've elected the new pope.
#897
⇓
I'm coming to you live from Vatican Square
#898
⇓
I'm coming to you live from Vatican Square
#898
⇓
where the College of Cardinals, in a surprise move,
#899
⇓
where the College of Cardinals, in a surprise move,
#899
⇓
has just elected a new pope. The crowd is very, very excited.
#900
⇓
has just elected a new pope. The crowd is very, very excited.
#900
⇓
This is so strange. Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new pope.
#901
⇓
This is so strange. Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new pope.
#901
⇓
We could be seeing history in the making.
#902
⇓
We could be seeing history in the making.
#902
⇓
We could be seeing an arrest in the making.
#903
⇓
We could be seeing an arrest in the making.
#903
⇓
There she is. Mieke!
#904
⇓
There she is. Mieke!
#904
⇓
Hey! Stupid curtain!
#905
⇓
Hey! Stupid curtain!
#905
⇓
Let me out!
#906
⇓
Let me out!
#906
⇓
Mieke!
#907
⇓
Mieke!
#907
⇓
It's the new pope!
#908
⇓
It's the new pope!
#908
⇓
What the hell?
#909
⇓
What the hell?
#909
⇓
Mieke!
#910
⇓
Mieke!
#910
⇓
Hold on!
#911
⇓
Hold on!
#911
⇓
This is one crazy pope.
#912
⇓
This is one crazy pope.
#912
⇓
You!
#913
⇓
You!
#913
⇓
Stop! You!
#914
⇓
Stop! You!
#914
⇓
You and your retarded friend,
#915
⇓
You and your retarded friend,
#915
⇓
you're in big, big trouble.
#916
⇓
you're in big, big trouble.
#916
⇓
Oi!
#917
⇓
Oi!
#917
⇓
Take your mitts off them boys!
#918
⇓
Take your mitts off them boys!
#918
⇓
They're with me!
#919
⇓
They're with me!
#919
⇓
I've just about had enough of you fucking Ities!
#920
⇓
I've just about had enough of you fucking Ities!
#920
⇓
But I am Swiss.
#921
⇓
But I am Swiss.
#921
⇓
Them too!
#922
⇓
Them too!
#922
⇓
Now, bud, you get in there, and you say what you got to say.
#923
⇓
Now, bud, you get in there, and you say what you got to say.
#923
⇓
Mieke, I'm here. I made it.
#924
⇓
Mieke, I'm here. I made it.
#924
⇓
Who are you?
#925
⇓
Who are you?
#925
⇓
What a fucking loser! I'm gonna videotape this.
#926
⇓
What a fucking loser! I'm gonna videotape this.
#926
⇓
I'm Scott. From Ohio?
#927
⇓
I'm Scott. From Ohio?
#927
⇓
Scott? Scott Thomas?
#928
⇓
Scott? Scott Thomas?
#928
⇓
- Yes. - From Ohio?
#929
⇓
- Yes. - From Ohio?
#929
⇓
- What are you doing in Rome? - I came here to be with you.
#930
⇓
- What are you doing in Rome? - I came here to be with you.
#930
⇓
Listen, I just traveled all the way across Europe.
#931
⇓
Listen, I just traveled all the way across Europe.
#931
⇓
I got chased by naked men.
#932
⇓
I got chased by naked men.
#932
⇓
I ate brownies with absolutely no drugs in them.
#933
⇓
I ate brownies with absolutely no drugs in them.
#933
⇓
I watched a brother and sister make out.
#934
⇓
I watched a brother and sister make out.
#934
⇓
I kicked a robot in the balls, but I did it all so that...
#935
⇓
I kicked a robot in the balls, but I did it all so that...
#935
⇓
so I could tell you one thing.
#936
⇓
so I could tell you one thing.
#936
⇓
I love you, Mieke.
#937
⇓
I love you, Mieke.
#937
⇓
We're perfect for each other. What do you think?
#938
⇓
We're perfect for each other. What do you think?
#938
⇓
I think...
#939
⇓
I think...
#939
⇓
Oh, Mike... Mieke!
#940
⇓
Oh, Mike... Mieke!
#940
⇓
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have cheated on my husband.
#941
⇓
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have cheated on my husband.
#941
⇓
Do you think God will ever forgive me?
#942
⇓
Do you think God will ever forgive me?
#942
⇓
Oh, yes!
#943
⇓
Oh, yes!
#943
⇓
Father?
#944
⇓
Father?
#944
⇓
This sucks.
#945
⇓
This sucks.
#945
⇓
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.
#946
⇓
I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.
#946
⇓
Europe is officially the worst country on earth.
#947
⇓
Europe is officially the worst country on earth.
#947
⇓
I know. I thought I'd at least get to have some crazy European sex.
#948
⇓
I know. I thought I'd at least get to have some crazy European sex.
#948
⇓
What?
#949
⇓
What?
#949
⇓
- Scott, I have to go. - Okay.
#950
⇓
- Scott, I have to go. - Okay.
#950
⇓
My boat is leaving.
#951
⇓
My boat is leaving.
#951
⇓
I still can't believe you came all the way here, just for me.
#952
⇓
I still can't believe you came all the way here, just for me.
#952
⇓
What can I say? I'm very unpredictable.
#953
⇓
What can I say? I'm very unpredictable.
#953
⇓
- Keep writing to me, Scott, okay? - Yeah, I will.
#954
⇓
- Keep writing to me, Scott, okay? - Yeah, I will.
#954
⇓
- Go. - Bye.
#955
⇓
- Go. - Bye.
#955
⇓
Yes! Yes! Yes!
#956
⇓
Yes! Yes! Yes!
#956
⇓
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip together.
#957
⇓
Hey, guys, I'm so glad we got to take this trip together.
#957
⇓
This was the best time of my life.
#958
⇓
This was the best time of my life.
#958
⇓
Excuse me.
#959
⇓
Excuse me.
#959
⇓
You're the young man who just gave me that tour of the Vatican, aren't you?
#960
⇓
You're the young man who just gave me that tour of the Vatican, aren't you?
#960
⇓
- Listen, I'm very sorry... - I just wanted to thank you.
#961
⇓
- Listen, I'm very sorry... - I just wanted to thank you.
#961
⇓
You were the most knowledgeable, albeit idiosyncratic,
#962
⇓
You were the most knowledgeable, albeit idiosyncratic,
#962
⇓
tour guide I've ever had.
#963
⇓
tour guide I've ever had.
#963
⇓
Thanks. But I'm not actually a tour guide.
#964
⇓
Thanks. But I'm not actually a tour guide.
#964
⇓
I've just read Frommer's enough to have it memorized.
#965
⇓
I've just read Frommer's enough to have it memorized.
#965
⇓
Although, I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.
#966
⇓
Although, I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.
#966
⇓
- How would you like to add them? - Excuse me?
#967
⇓
- How would you like to add them? - Excuse me?
#967
⇓
That's my guidebook.
#968
⇓
That's my guidebook.
#968
⇓
I'm Arthur Frommer.
#969
⇓
I'm Arthur Frommer.
#969
⇓
It's amazing! Frommer's is going to pay me
#970
⇓
It's amazing! Frommer's is going to pay me
#970
⇓
to see every museum and cathedral in Europe.
#971
⇓
to see every museum and cathedral in Europe.
#971
⇓
That sounds so exciting. For you.
#972
⇓
That sounds so exciting. For you.
#972
⇓
Hey.
#973
⇓
Hey.
#973
⇓
I figured, since you're going to be staying, you might need this.
#974
⇓
I figured, since you're going to be staying, you might need this.
#974
⇓
- A disposable camera. - That's right.
#975
⇓
- A disposable camera. - That's right.
#975
⇓
- Thanks, Scotty. - That's from both of us.
#976
⇓
- Thanks, Scotty. - That's from both of us.
#976
⇓
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...
#977
⇓
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...
#977
⇓
Hello, Mr. Walters. I see.
#978
⇓
Hello, Mr. Walters. I see.
#978
⇓
Fired? Well, I...
#979
⇓
Fired? Well, I...
#979
⇓
Well, if that's what you want, I understand. I just...
#980
⇓
Well, if that's what you want, I understand. I just...
#980
⇓
Goodbye, sir.
#981
⇓
Goodbye, sir.
#981
⇓
They had to catch you eventually, right?
#982
⇓
They had to catch you eventually, right?
#982
⇓
- No, they fired Humphrey. - Shut up!
#983
⇓
- No, they fired Humphrey. - Shut up!
#983
⇓
- I got his office and a raise. - No!
#984
⇓
- I got his office and a raise. - No!
#984
⇓
Flight 341 from Rome to Cleveland...
#985
⇓
Flight 341 from Rome to Cleveland...
#985
⇓
- That's you guys. - Yeah.
#986
⇓
- That's you guys. - Yeah.
#986
⇓
- Have a good flight, everybody. - Come here.
#987
⇓
- Have a good flight, everybody. - Come here.
#987
⇓
Be good.
#988
⇓
Be good.
#988
⇓
Okay.
#989
⇓
Okay.
#989
⇓
- Cooper, have a good flight. - Be good.
#990
⇓
- Cooper, have a good flight. - Be good.
#990
⇓
Thanks.
#991
⇓
Thanks.
#991
⇓
I'm on it.
#992
⇓
I'm on it.
#992
⇓
This still counts as Europe, right?
#993
⇓
This still counts as Europe, right?
#993
⇓
"Dear Mieke, Greece sounds incredible.
#994
⇓
"Dear Mieke, Greece sounds incredible.
#994
⇓
I just moved into my dorm room today,
#995
⇓
I just moved into my dorm room today,
#995
⇓
but I can't wait to see you over Christmas break.
#996
⇓
but I can't wait to see you over Christmas break.
#996
⇓
This time I think I'll fly to Berlin direct."
#997
⇓
This time I think I'll fly to Berlin direct."
#997
⇓
- Hello? - Hey, buddy, how's college?
#998
⇓
- Hello? - Hey, buddy, how's college?
#998
⇓
I just got here. My roommate hasn't even showed up yet.
#999
⇓
I just got here. My roommate hasn't even showed up yet.
#999
⇓
Do they room all you pre-med geeks together?
#1000
⇓
Do they room all you pre-med geeks together?
#1000
⇓
I'm not sure I'm going pre-med. I'm thinking about majoring in German.
#1001
⇓
I'm not sure I'm going pre-med. I'm thinking about majoring in German.
#1001
⇓
German? I've got a better idea.
#1002
⇓
German? I've got a better idea.
#1002
⇓
Why don't you major in not being such a woman?
#1003
⇓
Why don't you major in not being such a woman?
#1003
⇓
- So, how's Jenny? - Jenny... Jenny who?
#1004
⇓
- So, how's Jenny? - Jenny... Jenny who?
#1004
⇓
I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...
#1005
⇓
I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...
#1005
⇓
- Hey, Scotty, what's up? - Hi, Jenny.
#1006
⇓
- Hey, Scotty, what's up? - Hi, Jenny.
#1006
⇓
Have you heard from Jamie? How's he doing with Frommer's?
#1007
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Have you heard from Jamie? How's he doing with Frommer's?
#1007
⇓
Oh, no.
#1008
⇓
Oh, no.
#1008
⇓
Hold on.
#1009
⇓
Hold on.
#1009
⇓
- Come here, robot. - Cooper, not again!
#1010
⇓
- Come here, robot. - Cooper, not again!
#1010
⇓
Hold on. This could be my new roommate.
#1011
⇓
Hold on. This could be my new roommate.
#1011
⇓
What's the freak look like?
#1012
⇓
What's the freak look like?
#1012
⇓
Is he a dork or is he cool? Better not be cooler than me.
#1013
⇓
Is he a dork or is he cool? Better not be cooler than me.
#1013
⇓
Is he bigger than me?
#1014
⇓
Is he bigger than me?
#1014
⇓
I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
#1015
⇓
I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
#1015
⇓
Going to college.
#1016
⇓
Going to college.
#1016
⇓
You're going to college here?
#1017
⇓
You're going to college here?
#1017
⇓
- What dorm? - This one. Room 214.
#1018
⇓
- What dorm? - This one. Room 214.
#1018
⇓
How is this possible?
#1019
⇓
How is this possible?
#1019
⇓
I guess they thought I was a guy.
#1020
⇓
I guess they thought I was a guy.
#1020
⇓
Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
#1021
⇓
Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
#1021
⇓
Do I hear kissing?
#1022
⇓
Do I hear kissing?
#1022
⇓
Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
#1023
⇓
Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
#1023
⇓
Scotty?
#1024
⇓
Scotty?
#1024
⇓
Scotty? Scotty!
#1025
⇓
Scotty? Scotty!
#1025
⇓
This happy ending is bullshit.
#1026
⇓
This happy ending is bullshit.
#1026
⇓
When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here.
#1027
⇓
When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here.
#1027
⇓
- Catchy tune. - Fucking-A it is.
#1028
⇓
- Catchy tune. - Fucking-A it is.
#1028
⇓
Fiona says she's out shopping
#1029
⇓
Fiona says she's out shopping
#1029
⇓
But she's under me and I'm not stopping
#1030
⇓
But she's under me and I'm not stopping
#1030
⇓
'Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
#1031
⇓
'Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
#1031
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1032
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1032
⇓
Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel.
#1033
⇓
Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel.
#1033
⇓
- Sounds great. - Thanks.
#1034
⇓
- Sounds great. - Thanks.
#1034
⇓
There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby.
#1035
⇓
There is no bathroom, nor is there one nearby.
#1035
⇓
Sorry.
#1036
⇓
Sorry.
#1036
⇓
- You get it? Okay. - She got it.
#1037
⇓
- You get it? Okay. - She got it.
#1037
⇓
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen,
#1038
⇓
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen,
#1038
⇓
I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now.
#1039
⇓
I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now.
#1039
⇓
You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus.
#1040
⇓
You can also try hiding your valuables in your anus.
#1040
⇓
So I'll rip away the pants and look at his dick, okay? Okay.
#1041
⇓
So I'll rip away the pants and look at his dick, okay? Okay.
#1041
⇓
Ready? Quit. Shut up.
#1042
⇓
Ready? Quit. Shut up.
#1042
⇓
Sorry. I know I fucked it up. I fucked it up, right?
#1043
⇓
Sorry. I know I fucked it up. I fucked it up, right?
#1043
⇓
Yes! You take her hair, and one strand at a time, pull it out.
#1044
⇓
Yes! You take her hair, and one strand at a time, pull it out.
#1044
⇓
Use her like a humping post.
#1045
⇓
Use her like a humping post.
#1045
⇓
Jenny, this is Europe. They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos.
#1046
⇓
Jenny, this is Europe. They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos.
#1046
⇓
Happy Juice.
#1047
⇓
Happy Juice.
#1047
⇓
You gotta show them something they haven't seen before.
#1048
⇓
You gotta show them something they haven't seen before.
#1048
⇓
No, fuck!
#1049
⇓
No, fuck!
#1049
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1050
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1050
⇓
Should a fire occur, due to our faulty wiring,
#1051
⇓
Should a fire occur, due to our faulty wiring,
#1051
⇓
or the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated,
#1052
⇓
or the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated,
#1052
⇓
along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus.
#1053
⇓
along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus.
#1053
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1054
⇓
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know
#1054
⇓
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
#1055
⇓
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
#1055
⇓
Go on, you Gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!
#1056
⇓
Go on, you Gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!
#1056
⇓
Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate!
#1057
⇓
Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate!
#1057
⇓
Come on! Fucking come and have it!
#1058
⇓
Come on! Fucking come and have it!
#1058
⇓
You fucking beep?
#1059
⇓
You fucking beep?
#1059
⇓
We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose!
#1060
⇓
We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose!
#1060
⇓
Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards!
#1061
⇓
Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards!
#1061
⇓
Get on the other side of the road, you pricks!
#1062
⇓
Get on the other side of the road, you pricks!
#1062
⇓
Go on out of it! Fuck off!
#1063
⇓
Go on out of it! Fuck off!
#1063
⇓
I'm knackered.
#1064
⇓
I'm knackered.
#1064
⇓
Leeds supporters.
#1065
⇓
Leeds supporters.
#1065
⇓
No, no. Guys, help?
#1066
⇓
No, no. Guys, help?
#1066
⇓
Hey! Check these out! I'm 18 years old!
#1067
⇓
Hey! Check these out! I'm 18 years old!
#1067
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
#1068
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
#1068
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
#1069
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
#1069
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty's gotta go!
#1070
⇓
Scotty doesn't know! Scotty's gotta go!
#1070
⇓
- Is it off yet? - No, keep rubbing it.
#1071
⇓
- Is it off yet? - No, keep rubbing it.
#1071
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