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Season 11, Episode 4 — Dee Made a Smut Film
- Hey, guys. Here we go. - I'm ordering it.
#1
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Drop the bluff, Dee.
#2
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No one believes you're in an actual movie.
#3
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You guys are gonna feel hella stupid when you see me
#4
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- acting in a feature film. - "Hella." Are we saying "hella" now?
#5
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- 'Cause I like it. - No, we're not saying "hella," okay?
#6
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- No. - Nobody's saying "hella" anymore.
#7
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I never really got to say it. "Hella" came and went.
#8
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Dee, can we watch something else?
#9
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Can we watch, like, a superhero movie or something?
#10
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Oh, that's a nice opening shot. Symmetrical vista.
#12
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It's beautiful.
#13
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Directed by Pedro Vyes. Who's he?
#14
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He's, like, this foreign art house director.
#15
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- Oh. Ooh... - Foreign director. Very impressive.
#16
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Okay, you guys, be quiet. This is my scene.
#17
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Or pretty late.
#19
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Why don't you make it a double.
#20
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Oh, yeah? A little hair of the dog that bit you?
#21
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Yeah, Dee,
#22
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I got to hand it to you. Y... You've been talking
#23
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about doing this for years, and... Is that Richard Grieco?
#24
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Hi.
#25
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Aw, Grieco. I love that guy. Where's he been?
#26
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Richard Grieco is in an art house movie?
#27
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That seems odd.
#28
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That's a little strange. Yeah, it's a little stra...
#29
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But, you know, they... They always got to get some kind of a name
#30
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- Oh, now he's being blown. - Right.
#32
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Okay. Now... Now this makes sense.
#33
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What? No? It's not a porn. You guys,
#35
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the... The foreigners, they have a much more evolved view of sex.
#36
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This is... This is art.
#37
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Dee, what channel did you order this from?
#38
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Cinemax.
#39
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Cinemax?
#40
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Cinemax doesn't make art.
#41
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You guys, Pedro is... Is an edgy, foreign director.
#42
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Where's he from?
#43
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- Puerto Rico. - Oh!
#44
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- Puerto Rico? - Puerto Rico? Puerto Rico!
#45
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Dee, you made a Skinemax flick with a Puerto Rican pervert.
#47
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Congratulations. Good thing you got us all together.
#48
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Listen, hey, I did not make a smut film.
#49
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Gobble that cock.
#50
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Now, why is Grieco resorting to Skinemax?
#51
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He's got a great career. He's doing fine.
#52
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Actually, it makes sense. I mean,
#53
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erotic films are very, very in right now.
#54
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I mean, Grieco probably didn't realize he was doing a porn.
#55
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I think he thought he was doing the next
#56
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Fifty Shades of Grey or whatever.
#57
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I mean, it's a... It's a fine line
#58
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these days between art and smut.
#59
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It really is. Art's a tricky thing.
#60
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The whole art world is bullshit nowadays.
#61
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I mean, like, anything can be considered art. I'll bet you
#62
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Charlie's doodlings could be considered art by some people.
#63
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Well, that's 'cause my drawings are art.
#64
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You're not an artist, dude. You're drawing with chalk.
#65
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I'm just eating the chalk.
#67
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Charlie, don't eat chalk.
#68
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Well, it settles my stomach.
#69
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My stomach's a little...
#70
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- What's the difference? - One is chalk!
#72
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Well, I don't like wasting Tums.
#73
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Tums is very good to draw with.
#74
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This maniac is an artist?
#75
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I'll bet you if I hung one
#76
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of Charlie's doodles in a modern art gallery,
#77
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Mm. No. No, I disagree.
#79
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No, art has to come from a more meaningful place.
#80
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It can't just be silly nonsense.
#81
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I mean, take my erotic memoirs,
#82
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for example.
#83
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- Now, that was art. - That was smut.
#84
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No, dude, what I do is art. And you know what else?
#85
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I think I should film it. Yeah.
#86
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I mean, guys, I'd be a fool not to ride this erotic tidal wave
#87
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our culture seems to be on, film it,
#88
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do the next Fifty Shades of Grey, my style, you know?
#89
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My film would be real, it would be tasteful,
#90
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it would be... It would be subtle.
#91
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It wouldn't be some goddamn Puerto Rican smut.
#92
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I'm down to try this, like, art gallery idea of yours.
#93
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What do you think Grieco would do?
#94
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He wouldn't eat chalk.
#95
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Yes, but I just don't understand why you're choosing
#96
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to dress like Richard Grieco.
#97
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Well, because he's a cool bro and I'm a cool bro.
#98
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I just want to do a Grieco thing. I'm vibing with it.
#99
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- I'm vibing with it, man. - Stop saying that you're vibing and "bro."
#100
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- will handle this. - Thank you. All right, you do it.
#102
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- All right, Frank. Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Leave him alone.
#103
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- Look, here's a spot. Here's a spot. - What?
#104
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- Yeah. - Just keep... Keep an eye out.
#105
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Okay.
#106
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- That's good. That's good. - Mmm.
#107
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Oh, yeah. Looks perfect.
#108
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- Oh, wow. I like this one. - Oh.
#109
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She's going for it.
#111
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She loves it.
#112
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She loves it. She's going for it.
#113
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
#114
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- What the hell are you doing? - Whoa. Hey, lady. Lady.
#115
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You can't throw art in the trash.
#116
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Oh, that wasn't art. It was garbage.
#117
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Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second.
#118
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I mean, how... How is that art
#119
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and this is trash? I mean, who's to say, really?
#120
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Well, I'm to say. It's my gallery.
#121
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Okay. Then please explain to me
#122
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how that is art
#123
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and this is garbage.
#124
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Well, it's all about context.
#125
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The story behind each piece is part of what endows it
#126
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with meaning. For example, this artist
#127
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worked for 30 years
#128
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before finally finding his voice.
#129
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He left his home when he was a boy
#130
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and painted the poor children he saw in the streets.
#132
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The ambiguity he uses to paint children
#133
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and animals.
#134
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His work provokes.
#135
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It raises questions.
#136
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Are we children?
#137
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Are we animals?
#138
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Are children animals?
#139
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you want... Context. Okay.
#141
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Well, the artist that did this, his life is, like, total shit.
#142
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I mean, like, way worse than this Nazi painter.
#143
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Oh. Hey, Charlie?
#144
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Yeah, uh... What... What are you doing, man?
#145
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this is Charlie. He's the, uh... He's the artist.
#147
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C... Could you tell the lady how your... Don't do that.
#148
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Okay, can you just explain to her how your life is garbage
#149
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- so that she... It's not sw... - Oh, my life's pretty sweet, bro.
#150
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Hang out at a bar all day with my bros.
#151
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You know? Go on lots of adventures. I'm really kind of
#152
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a sweet businessman when I think about it.
#153
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He's an illiterate janitor whose mother tried to abort him in...
#154
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- Frank, Frank, tell her, please. - Huh?
#155
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What is it?
#156
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It's... It's what we discussed.
#158
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- It's what we've been discussing. - Oh.
#159
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Tell her that Charlie's life is a piece of shit. Please.
#160
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- Thank you. - I've got one of those hella sweet lives.
#161
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Stop saying "hella"! He doesn't...
#162
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He doesn't normally say "hella."
#163
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I don't know where he picked this up.
#164
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- I'm sorry. I'm just not interested. - Okay,
#165
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- well, wait, we just need to take one... - I'm not interested, either.
#166
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I go for more of the Pam Anderson type,
#167
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- you know what I mean? - Oh, my God. Okay, look...
#168
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- I'm not interested. - Damn it. Why did I even bring you two?
#169
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"A man enters.
#170
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The room wouldn't be the only thing he'd enter that day.
#171
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His name was Dennis."
#172
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I'm... I'm sorry... What is happening?
#173
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- "Silence." - Okay.
#174
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"He said. 'A woman's mouth
#175
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is not for the exiting of words
#176
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but for the entrance of a man's... Dick.'
#177
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And then he did put it in there.
#178
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In her mouth, I mean."
#179
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Okay.
#180
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And then they... They have sex all over the library.
#181
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Okay, I, uh,
#182
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I... I'm sorry, I don't know what's happening here.
#183
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You must think I'm somebody else.
#184
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Look, look. Sure, I could leave here right now,
#185
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But he's gross, you know?
#187
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He's basically, like, the Cinemax of humans.
#188
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Okay, I think I'm catching up here. So you want to make a film
#189
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based on the pornographic book you're reading from.
#190
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Look... This is my Fifty Shades of Grey, lady.
#191
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All right? Was the guy who wrote that gross?
#192
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It was written by a woman.
#193
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That it was written by a woman.
#195
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Everybody knows that.
#196
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Yeah, but that's why you needed to let me get to the...
#197
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This was also written by a woman. Yeah.
#198
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Writ... Written and to be directed by...
#199
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My sister.
#200
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What do you think?
#201
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Dee, you're not doing anything that matters, right?
#203
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You know, I think I'm finally figuring out
#204
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this editing software, and I have to say I put together
#205
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a pretty prime-time acting reel here.
#206
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Pretty early for a whiskey.
#208
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A little hair of the dog that bit you?
#209
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Using a multi-tiered distribu...
#210
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Multi-level marketi...
#211
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The Invigaron system.
#212
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Brains.
#213
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It i...
#214
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It's missing something, isn't it?
#215
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Nah, it's great.
#216
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Uh, Dee, you know what I think
#217
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the real problem, though,
#218
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- with the acting business is? - Uh-huh?
#219
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Every actor these days is a multi-hyphenate.
#220
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They're doing everything... They're writing,
#221
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they're directing, you know.
#222
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- Mm. - So here's a thought I just had.
#223
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How would you like to, um,
#224
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direct my erotic memoirs?
#225
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I've always wanted to direct.
#226
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And you want me to do it?
#227
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- Yeah, yeah. - Smart.
#228
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Smart. You bring a female perspective in.
#229
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- Mm-hmm. - It's a very interesting layer.
#230
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- Yeah, it's... It's a good layer. - That's really smart of you.
#231
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Yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that for you.
#232
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Okay, so, um... Great.
#233
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- So you'll do that, and, um... - Yeah, yeah.
#234
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Now we just need a star that we can attach on... On short notice.
#235
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Don't worry, I got... I got an idea. I got a lot of ideas.
#236
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All right, what about this one? You know,
#237
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I had a dream about, um, you know, boiled eggs.
#238
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So, I, uh...
#239
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Okay. What do the... What do the eggs represent?
#240
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Eggs, you know? Like, uh... From a chicken.
#241
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Just eggs? No. Charlie, you're not getting it.
#242
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That comes from someplace deep.
#244
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But is also childlike and stupid, to prove my point.
#245
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Hey, bro, uh, maybe stop telling me what to do all the time,
#246
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you know? 'Cause if you tell me what to do, then, like,
#247
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you know, that's, like, I got, like, a lame,
#248
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kind of square dude telling me
#249
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And so I'm gonna draw eggs that represent eggs, bro.
#252
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And it's gonna... It's gonna be hella cool, man.
#253
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You're gonna like these eggs.
#254
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Can I ask you a question? Do you... Do you
#255
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want to sell this art or not?
#256
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Bro, is this about making money for you
#257
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or is it about proving your point?
#258
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Like, I don't even know what it is, man.
#259
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It's becoming about both for me. I don't know
#260
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what it's becoming for you.
#261
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Come on, man.
#262
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I'm ripping this up.
#263
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I'm ripping this up. That's it.
#264
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Bro, stop ripping up my art, man!
#265
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- Get in there! - Okay.
#266
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You stink! Ugh.
#267
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I found him turning tricks in the scrap metal yard.
#268
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Good news, Charlie. We're gonna use Cricket now.
#269
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Oh. Use me how? Use what part of me?
#270
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Relax. You are gonna be the face of Charlie's art.
#271
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What? Why, man?
#272
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Because he's got, like, the worst life imaginable,
#273
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and that's clearly what those people want.
#274
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That's true, I do have the worst life.
#275
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You know what, Cricks, why don't you come over here,
#276
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- why don't you tell Charlie what to draw. - Okay.
#277
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Tell me wh... I don't want to draw his drawings.
#278
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No, Charlie, this is gonna work, all right?
#279
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Just jump on board, jump on board. Okay, go ahead.
#280
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All right, bro... Bro.
#281
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Oh, all right, fine.
#282
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Talk to me, brother.
#283
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What is he doing?
#285
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He's doing, like, a Grieco thing.
#286
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Okay. Uh, all right.
#287
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Well, what do you want to hear about?
#288
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You want to hear about a... Dog orgy
#289
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or when a cat bit off my toe?
#290
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Dog orgy, brother.
#291
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Dog orgy. Okay.
#292
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This is going great.
#293
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Okay, now, Frank, I need you
#294
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to Paddy's for an art opening that we're gonna have here.
#296
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- Oh. - You know? Flash a little cash.
#297
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Oh, I got this. I... I used to hang with an art crowd in the '70s.
#299
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I know these people.
#300
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O... Okay. All right. But... But... Play it subtle, all right?
#301
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Subtle. Yeah.
#302
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Frank. Play it subtle.
#303
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Subtle.
#304
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- Hello! - Hello?
#305
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Ango Gablogian, the art collector.
#306
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Charmed, I'm sure.
#307
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- Okay. - But first...
#309
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- Allow me to destroy your gallery. - Oh.
#310
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Bullshit.
#311
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Bullshit.
#312
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I absolutely love.
#315
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Um, that's just the air conditioner.
#316
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I want it.
#317
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I mean, look at us.
#319
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we're just walking around on the planet, breathing,
#321
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- conditioning the air. - Right.
#322
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I condition it hot,
#323
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that conditions it cold.
#324
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I mean, it's symbiotic, no?
#325
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- No, it is. - I mean, we're just the air conditioners
#326
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walking around on this planet,
#327
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screwing each other's brains out.
#328
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So true. I never thought of it like that.
#329
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Oh... Hello, you.
#330
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This room won't be the only thing
#331
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that I'll be entering today.
#332
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- Hey, teach. - Cut!
#333
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A woman's mouth is not for exiting of words,
#334
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but for the entrance of a man's penis.
#335
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Cut!
#336
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Grieco, Grieco, Grieco, come on, man.
#337
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Shoot her tits. I need some... I need a couple... Just...
#338
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Get mostly tits on this one. Lots of emotion.
#339
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And I want to feel a little bit of, uh,
#340
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of sadness coming from your tits. And, action.
#341
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- A woman's mouth... - Cut!
#342
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"Not for the exiting of words, it's for the entrance..."
#343
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- Dee, can you just let him... - Is there really...
#344
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Is there really a frigging difference between "exiting"
#345
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- and "entering"? - Hey! Excuse me, every... You know what?
#346
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Is there a difference between "exiting" and "entering"?
#347
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I know there is, but is there... But words exit.
#348
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Okay, okay, you know what? I... I need a seaweed break.
#349
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Grieco, you've had 15 packages of seaweed today.
#350
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Guys, Richard needs a seaweed five.
#351
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Another... Oh, goddamn it!
#352
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Just like it was in high school?
#354
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You know, about that.
#355
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What exactly happened in high school?
#356
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'Cause it sounds like you had sex with a teacher.
#357
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Uh, well, no, she wasn't a teacher.
#358
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She was a hot young librarian.
#359
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- Are you talking about Ms. Klinsky? - Yeah.
#360
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She looked like Rick Moranis.
#362
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Moranis was always in pretty good shape, yeah.
#363
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Plus, when she took her hair out of the bun,
#364
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she went from Moranis to Alanis.
#365
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Gross. You were 14.
#366
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So, technically, you were raped.
#367
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- It wasn't rape. Can't rape a guy. - Huh?
#368
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You can't rape... I was... I was willing.
#369
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You know, you can't rape... I mean, it's cool.
#370
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Like, I bedded an older woman. That's cool.
#371
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- Right, Grieco? - You know what?
#372
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- Let me use your pain in the scene. - What are you talking about?
#373
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You can't use somebody else's pain, Grieco.
#374
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Do you know how acting works?
#375
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Look...
#376
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Touch my finger...
#377
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- And transfer your pain into me. - Mm-hmm, it's a good idea.
#378
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- Touch... Touch my finger. - I'm not touching your finger, man.
#379
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- I'm not touching your finger! - Dennis.
#380
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Why don't you just shoot me doing the goddamn scene?
#382
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I'll seduce the librarian.
#383
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You know what? That seaweed's making me a little sick.
#384
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Uh, can I get a chalk break
#385
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- or something like that? - Uh-oh.
#386
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I call this one "Dog Three-Way."
#387
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Actually, four with me, so, four-way.
#389
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I was in a dog orgy.
#390
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God, he's making a mockery of my art, bro.
#391
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- Oh. - Well,
#392
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the shoot was a total disaster.
#393
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Dee's incompetent and a bitch, which we all knew.
#394
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But, I mean, Richard Grieco.
#395
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The man is obsessed with seaweed. It's...
#396
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Pump your brakes. You met Grieco?
#397
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but, uh, it didn't go very well.
#399
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What... What are you doing? Are you doing a Grieco thing?
#400
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Yeah, I'm doing a Grieco thing, 'cause... 'Cause Grieco's the man.
#401
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- You know, is he the man? - No, not really.
#402
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- Ah, he's not the man? - No, he's, he's... Yeah, no.
#403
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Hello, boys.
#404
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Is that how you played it? That is way over the top.
#405
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What are you talking about? This is it. This is the way they are.
#406
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- Frank, did you buy an air conditioner? - Yes, and I bought a painting for $35K.
#407
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Why?
#408
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Because I liked it, and that's what it cost.
#409
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I am trying to prove that this is all bullshit,
#411
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and you guys are all buying into it.
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- Oh. Oh, ho, ho, ho. - Oh, hi.
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- Hi. - Here's the darling.
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- Oh. - That sold me...
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- Mm. - A revelation.
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- Oh. Hi, Ango. - Oh, oh.
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- Mm. - Oh. Oh, great.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you, Ango.
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- Yes. - Thank you very much.
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- And thank you for coming. - Oh. Oh, my pleasure.
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Yes, we have... We have many paintings by
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- our featured artist, Rickety Cricket. - Ah...
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Okay, well, Ango clearly has a great eye.
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I do have a great eye.
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So I'm excited to see what you have.
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Yes, yes. Well, here we have a Cricket.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes, and, uh, here we have another Cricket.
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- Uh-huh. - And, uh...
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Oh, here we have the artist himself.
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- This is Rickety Cricket. - Hey-o.
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Wow.
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He ain't lying.
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So now you got some perspective
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- and some context. - Uh-huh.
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And like a story or whatever it is that you people need,
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- so... - Uh-huh.
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We don't have to talk numbers right now,
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- but I feel like it should be... - Hey, guys.
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I figured this art opening would be the perfect place
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to premiere my directorial debut.
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No, Dee, absolutely not.
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- That's a hard "no." - Yeah.
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Oh, come on. There were...
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Hey, hoser, remember when I raped you in the library?
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Hoser, hoser, hoser, hoser, hoser, hoser, hoser...
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Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm sorry. That was, uh...
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That's not part of the, uh, whole thing.
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It's very disturbing. It's very avant-garde.
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Good question. Ango, what do you think?
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Millions.
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I'd trade my limbs for it.
#457
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Well, the market is dictated by what people will pay, so...
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Well, right, but how much are you willing to pay for it?
#459
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm really not interested in buying anything.
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But you own an art gallery.
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Oh, no. Oh.
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I rent an art gallery,
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or more accurately, my parents rent one for me.
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What?
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So that painting I bought from you was worthless?
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Of course not.
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It meant something to you.
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It's worth exactly what you paid.
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- I want to sell it back. - Okay.
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In that exchange, it would only be worth
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what I would pay for it, which is, again, um, nothing.
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I... I don't get it.
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When is stuff art?
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Uh, hey, guys, guys, um, if I may,
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I think I can sum this all up.
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You see, art
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is an ambiguous thing, yeah?
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Yeah, just because you make some art, it doesn't mean
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that you're an artist.
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But, also, it does mean you're an artist.
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But does it mean that that art
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is good art?
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Is art good just because the right people say it's good?
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Yes. Yes.
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That's... That's how it works.
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a lot of modern art is... Is trash.
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I mean, it's shitty. It's not...
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You know, it's not good. It's terrible.
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You know? And yet, it's a fine line
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between Van Gogh and Van Damme,
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you know, between Depp and Grieco,
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between Banksy and Charlie,
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that makes it very difficult to determine what's good art.
#497
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You know, what's high art?
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What has worth? What has meaning?
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Yeah?
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But if one thing
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has become abundantly clear to me today...
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And it should be to all of you, as well...
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Is that I wasn't raped.
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We had a good time, she and I.
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Yeah. It was a... It was a two-way road.
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And the woman in no way looked like Rick Moranis.
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You know?
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She totally did. I remember her. Remember her?
#510
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Yeah.
#511
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- Um... - Real dog. I wouldn't even sleep with her.
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