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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 1 — Pop-Pop - The Final Solution

Attention!

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Attention, everyone!

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Gather round, please!

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Gather round!

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Mac has a very important announcement!

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Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, the bar

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is now in extreme risk.

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And as head of security, this concerns me.

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So Mac's made a couple of moves.

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And that first move... is this.

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SWEET DEE: Jesus Christ.

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Jesus.

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Perfect for ocular pat-downs.

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Now I can determine a subject's threat level without him being able to feel my

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retinal assessment.

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Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is.

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Yes, and... No, that's not what it's about. It's not...

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Huh? Oh, I thought that you were scared every time you went to go to...

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That's classified!

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Look, this whole point is to make them feel safer, all right?

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We don't feel safer.

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And, Mac, there will never come a time where you will need those.

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Mark my words, Dennis, there will come a time when I will

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utilize these glasses to assess a threat and then...

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Are they still standing there?

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No, they walked away.

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My peripheral is a little compromised.

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Yeah, you can't see out the sides, and that's a disadvantage, so...

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Oh, good... you're all here.

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Who invited the Jew lawyer?

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Not Jewish.

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Hold on, punk.

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He's clear.

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He's clear.

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You know, I-I really do not understand you people.

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You know, it's funny, most of the time I'm trying to get away

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from you, and yet when I really need to get in touch with you,

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I can't get you to return my phone calls.

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Mmm, don't need you, don't care.

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Eh... out you go.

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Lovely.

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As the executor of your mother's estate, I'm here to inform you

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that her father, Heinrich Landgraf, has fallen into a coma.

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Pop-Pop?

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He's being kept alive by a respirator.

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As per the will, the only living blood relatives, the

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ever-charming Dee and Dennis Reynolds are the only people

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empowered to decide whether or not he stays on those machines.

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Are you saying that we have to decide whether that old Nazi

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bitch lives or dies?

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There's that charm.

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That is correct.

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I'll await your decision.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

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Pop-Pop's room's right down here.

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How do you know, Frank?

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I come here every week and feed him soup, take care of him.

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That's nice of you, you know?

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Help a man keep his dignity in his final years.

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Somebody's got to do it.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Ugh!

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I didn't have a chance to tidy.

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T... Tidy?

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Frank, the man is rotting.

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Oh, God, why hasn't someone done something in here?

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I told the staff I got it.

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You don't got it.

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You don't have it at all.

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Yeah, what is the overwhelming smell?

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Oh, that's the soup.

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Yeah, well, if he doesn't finish, sometimes I leave 'em

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for him, and then I forget and then months go by.

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Jesus Christ, Frank, what the hell is really going on here?

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Look, the guy always said he had Nazi treasure stashed away.

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I figure I spend some time with him, he gives it to me.

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All right, well, pretty good plan; execution leaves a lot to be desired.

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Okay, well, speaking of execution, we're just gonna pull

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the plug on this creep and get out of here, right?

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Whoa. Whoa, h-hold on a second, Dee, I mean, that's a big decision.

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How so?

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We're talking about taking a man's life.

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Yeah, but he was a Nazi, so it's kind of, like, eh...

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Well, yeah, I get that, but, I mean, he was our grandfather.

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Okay, maybe we got to think this through a little bit more.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God, make a decision already!

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Are you eating the soup?!

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Is he eating the soup?

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Yes.

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I'm sorry. I was hungry.

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I made a decision to eat the soup.

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I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this?

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Do I not do this?"

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We are making a decision about whether or not to take a

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man's life, not whether or not to eat old rancid soups.

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Okay, listen, I think we just need to gather a little bit more

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information before we make our decision, right?

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Yeah, you guys think it over, think it over.

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Mac, can you come here for a second?

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What?

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All Frank's talk about Nazi treasure... got me thinking about something.

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Okay, you remember that box of stuff Pop-Pop gave me a few years ago?

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It was, like, all this old stuff, Nazi shit that he got from the war?

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Holy shit!

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Yeah. Didn't we burn that all in the alley?

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Not all of it.

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There was a painting in that box, a very special dog painting

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that I mounted on my wall.

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You and my dad share this futon?

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Now, Frank hated this painting, you know?

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He made me take it down.

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I do not like this painting, Charlie.

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Its smug aura mocks me.

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It's evil, Charlie.

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Evil.

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And it's been in that box ever since.

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Uh-huh. So what?

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By the way, man, this is why we work well together, you know?

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You see free soup, you make a decision to eat it.

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It's horrible.

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It's terrible soup, but we got to stick with our decisions, right?

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Yeah, I can't go back on it now.

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No, no. All right, anyway... do you think that that painting

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could've been the Nazi treasure that Frank's looking for?

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Mm. I've made a decision.

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Yes.

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Yes, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. You got to help me find it.

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Let's slip out of here so they don't notice.

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Okay. They're standing two feet away from us, so they are

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gonna notice, but let's just run out of here; they'll think we

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made a quick decision to leave.

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Damn it, dude!

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All right, I remember exactly what happened, all right?

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Frank took it down, told me to get rid of it; I stashed it away

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somewhere, but then what-what happened to it from there,

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I don't know.

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Hey, Charlie, come here.

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Dude, you got to check this out.

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Look at all these old photos of Hitler with German shepherds.

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Oh, holy shit.

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Yeah. But check this out.

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Oh, my God!

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Yeah. Hitler painted German shepherds all the time.

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He was, like, obsessed.

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Dude, I'm thinking that maybe that painting could be...

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An original Hitler.

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Yes!

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Yeah!

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Holy shit, dude, this is huge!

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We are gonna become famous treasure hunters.

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I'm thinking, Hollywood is gonna make a Da Vinci Code style

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thriller about us!

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I can finally be Indiana Jones!

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Yeah, yeah, and then I get it back on my wall!

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Yeah. Well, we're not gonna put it back up on your wall.

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It'll probably go in a museum.

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What? No-no-no-no-no.

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It looks so good here.

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It belongs in a museum, and that's the end of this.

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Okay, you know what, can you call Frank?

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Because he's gonna remember the details.

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I knew that I stashed it away somewhere, but it's-it's gone.

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I can't find it.

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Do we have to involve Frank?

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You know what, yeah, we'll just tiptoe around the language.

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I'll play it cool.

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Just play it cool.

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Mac!

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Hey, Frank.

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Where are you?

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You sound strained.

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I'm stuck in a window over at Pop-Pop's house.

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I got to find this treasure.

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Treasure, what treasure?

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I don't even know what you're talking about. There probably is no treasure.

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I'll bet you there's no treasure, so you can just stop

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looking for the treasure, okay, 'cause there's no treasure.

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Hey, man, you know where that, um, worthless old dog painting

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that you had hanging up in your apartment- do you know where that might be?

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The dog painting? Oh!

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That was evil.

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I threw that thing out.

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I'm pretty sure I saw Cricket scampering away with it.

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Cricket?

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Hey, listen, Mac.

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You do me a favor.

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I'm really stuck in this window.

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Will you come and get me?

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Okay, nice.

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We got to get Cricket.

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I know just where to find him.

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Dust is a nice touch.

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Yes. I don't like you wearing the glasses, though.

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They're supposed to assess a threat.

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Oh, Cricket could be a threat.

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No, I have cleared him on multiple occasions.

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Here we go. Hello!

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Hey, Cricks.

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Dog pound, huh? Weird.

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Wow.

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Oh!

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Ugh. Ooh.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, that's gruesome.

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Yeah, I got into a skirmish with a stray chocolate lab.

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I won't go into details, but suffice to say, that dog is very paralyzed now.

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Anyway, they got me doing this, uh, this community service thing.

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Yeah, but I'm kind of a dog executioner, so, uh, looks like

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old Cricket got the last laugh.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You're putting the dogs down?

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Well, uh, no.

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You know, yeah, mostly just, you know, cleaning up the poops, you

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know, washing out their cages, that kind of thing.

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Ah. Sounds like you're a dog janitor then.

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Yeah, that's more like they got the last laugh.

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Cricks, Frank said you know something about a dog painting

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that he threw away that you might have scampered off with.

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Yeah, worthless dog painting.

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Yeah, yeah, dog painting, sure, yeah.

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Oh, very evil vibes.

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Yeah, I sold it.

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To who?

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Hmm? Oh, some guy.

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You know, he's coming down here, he's all bent out of shape, you

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know, that he had to put down his German shepherd.

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Well, I notice his dog looks just like the one in the painting.

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I see an opportunity.

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Make three bucks. Ba-da-boom!

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Wait.

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He's cool. He's not a threat.

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Phew!

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I know he's not a threat!

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I told you, I've assessed him... I've just cleared him.

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You are not using the glasses correctly, and it's driving me crazy, okay?

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I thought I used it.

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Could you tell how scared I was?

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No, I could not. I could not.

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Mara?

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Uh, yeah, boss.

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Got a mastiff in here, just had explosive diarrhea.

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I've never seen anything like it. Get your ass in here.

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Come on.

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Hello? Somebody there?

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Help me out of here!

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I'm stuck! I can't get out of here!

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Frank? What is happening?

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What are you doing?

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I'm trapped.

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That goddamn trunk is booby-trapped.

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It's not booby-trapped, Frank; it's an empty trunk, and you fell into it like a

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Weeble wobble.

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Let's go. Come on.

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Jesus!

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, God.

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Frank, there's no point in you looking for a treasure, okay?

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If there's anything of value in this house, we are the ones who

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inherit it once he dies.

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You're wasting your time.

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I mean, it's crazy.

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Dennis, check out these old films- "New Years '74,"

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"Thanksgiving '68."

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Way.

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"Summer Camp '81."

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'81? Oh, that's us.

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That's our summer camp.

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Yeah, that's us. Yeah.

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Fire that up.

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I want to check that out.

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Oh, see, Frank, Dee and I have been talking, and I don't think

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we're gonna... I don't think we're gonna off Pop-Pop.

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You know, I mean, yeah, sure, the guy's got a little bit of a

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sordid past, absolutely, but you know, everybody deserves a second chance.

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Yeah, he was just following orders.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah. Let's not try and justify why a man would join the Nazis and...

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Right. Right, right, right, yeah, I see what you're saying.

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'Cause that's gonna get us too far away from... We won't be able to...

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...the point that we're trying to make, which is that

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the man moved to America, you know, to put all that horrible shit behind him.

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Right. Right.

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And he wanted to turn his life around, and that's what he did, Frank.

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He turned his life around.

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People do that.

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People do that. Exactly.

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Oh, here we go. Look at me.

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Oh!

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Oh, God, you remember that car?

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Yes.

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Oh, look at those two little rug rats.

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Oh, I was so cute!

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Oh, man, and look at Pop... Look at how sweet he is!

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Yeah, God, he was a sweet guy.

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This is great.

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That's the camp.

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Oh, we loved it there.

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God, it's... it's all flooding back to me now.

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Did we wear those uniforms?

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I don't remember those. Do you?

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I don't remember that.

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But yeah, see if there's sound.

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I want to... I'd like to pop some sound on.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Look at this guy.

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Remember this guy? Ah.

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I totally remember that guy.

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He was always so jazzed up about everything.

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He was so excited, and he would get us all excited, do you remember that?

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Get the whole crowd jazzed up, the whole camp.

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Here we go.

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That is why it is so important that we all must unify.

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The more we come together, the stronger we become.

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Now, listen close, kids.

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These goddamn niggers and Jews are trying to take over this

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country, and we've got to take it back!

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Oops.

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Yeah.

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That just took a turn.

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Sieg heil!

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Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

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Oh, that's us.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm doing that.

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Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg... Okay, that settles it.

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Let's fry this turkey.

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Yes.

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All set?

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Ready?

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Whoa, whoa, hang on.

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Hang on a second.

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Are you sure you want to watch him die?

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What do you mean, watch him die? We have to watch him die?

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Well, you do something like pull the plug, and you got to

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stay there until the lights go out.

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You know, maybe we need to experience that on a smaller

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scale first, and just kind of see how we feel about it?

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Kill something less important first.

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See what that does inside.

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Move up.

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I have an idea.

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You want to watch a dog get put down?

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Yeah, we want to see how it feels.

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Great. I got just the one.

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Ah, I feel like we need to pick the dog.

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You know what I mean?

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'Cause we need to feel the full weight of the decision.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, fine.

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No.

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Oh, no.

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Come on. No.

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Uh... no.

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Oh. No!

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Oh. Come on, guy. No!

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Pick me?

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What?

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Put me down! Pick me!

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I deserve it.

#362

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Okay. New plan.

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We're doing the right thing, Dennis.

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We're not killers.

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You know what I mean?

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No, we have to think about ourselves here.

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I don't want to live with pulling the plug on somebody.

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No. Let's just let Pop-Pop and Cricket and these dogs die

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as nature intended.

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Slowly and painfully.

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Mm-hmm.

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All right.

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All right, guys.

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Here we go.

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All right, everybody.

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Go, get out of here.

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Go and be free. Go and be free.

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Oh, we're all free.

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There we go.

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Go on.

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We're all free. Yeah.

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I'm one of you guys.

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All right, so this is the address.

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All right.

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This is the spot, huh?

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Here.

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Okay. "Bret Da Lawyer, a Denial Correlation."

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What does that mean?

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Pretty good. That's close.

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It's "Brett DeLauter, a Dental Corporation."

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Guy's a dentist.

#392

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Huh. All right, let's check it out.

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Yeah.

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Whoa.

#395

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Wow.

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Oh, shit.

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Mac, look. There it is.

#398

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Oh.

#399

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Holy shit, this dentist must have gone insane after his dog died.

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I mean, look at this.

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Charlie, I'm beginning to think that we may have stumbled

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onto one of the greatest discoveries of modern times.

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Follow me here.

#404

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What if the key to Adolf Hitler's madness was the death

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of his dog?

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What?

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Okay, when he was a kid, he had this little, sweet, little

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puppy, and he was the happiest chap in all of Germany.

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Right, "I love chocolate. I love my dogs."

#410

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Yeah, but then his beloved pet was ripped from him, and he

#411

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was like, "That's it.

#412

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I'm totally going to kill everybody, take over the world."

#413

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That is what happened.

#414

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I mean, that's definitely what happened.

#415

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Oh, hi, you must be Mr.

#416

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Miller.

#417

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No.

#418

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Yeah.

#419

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Ready for those braces?

#420

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Yeah, but I wanted the... Yeah, we can go in.

#421

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Yeah.

#422

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We can pop in real quick.

#423

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Yep.

#424

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Dude, I'm telling you, this is like The Da Vinci Code.

#425

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Oh, man, I wonder who's going to play me.

#426

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I was thinking maybe Mark Wahlberg.

#427

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What do you think?

#428

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Hmm, no, you're right, he couldn't match my intensity.

#429

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Ryan Gosling... it's locked in.

#430

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It's gonna be Ryan Gosling.

#431

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I can't wait to get that painting back up on my wall.

#432

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You know what I mean?

#433

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That's what this is really all about when you think about it.

#434

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No, that's not what this is about.

#435

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This is about ripping open the fabric of historical fact and

#436

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making a film about it starring Ryan Gosling as Mac.

#437

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Okay, well, I'll play Hitler, then.

#438

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That'd be cool.

#439

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What are you talking about?

#440

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I play Hitler in the movie.

#441

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Okay, Hitler's not even in it.

#442

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It takes place in present day.

#443

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Oh, it could be a time- traveling thing.

#444

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I see what you're saying.

#445

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So then Hitler comes back from the past, he joins us on our

#446

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adventure, we go on a big caper together.

#447

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There's no, there's no time travel in this movie.

#448

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It's gonna be a classic like Citizen Kane.

#449

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Time travel movies are classic.

#450

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This is gonna be... this is... You're driving me... oh, my God.

#451

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What?

#452

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Mac, I need you to convince Dennis and Deandra not to pull

#453

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the plug on Pop-Pop.

#454

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Why?

#455

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Because I haven't found his treasure yet.

#456

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I need more time.

#457

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Okay, Frank, here's the deal.

#458

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Pop-Pop does have treasure, and I'll let you in on it if you

#459

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help me because Charlie is driving me bananas.

#460

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He's becoming a threat to this whole operation.

#461

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Then you're going to have to take him out of the picture.

#462

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Get rid of him.

#463

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Yes, sir.

#464

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Hey, Charlie, you know, I was thinking, maybe you could play

#465

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Hitler.

#466

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Of course.

#467

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I think you've got the range.

#468

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I know I do, Mac.

#469

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And I think you're right.

#470

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I mean, the leader of the Third Reich defying laws of physics to

#471

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join us in our present-day adventure- that makes sense.

#472

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It's a better movie.

#473

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Good call.

#474

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Yeah, I've also decided to direct.

#475

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Mm-hmm, let's lock that in.

#476

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Yeah, is that...?

#477

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What is... what are you doing?

#478

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Why are you doing that?

#479

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Hmm?

#480

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Oh, I am so happy that you have decided to end this.

#481

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As soon as we get this little issue resolved, I'll no longer

#482

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have a legal obligation to deal with you.

#483

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Yeah, it's not really resolved, I think, in the sense that you were hoping for.

#484

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No.

#485

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When we said we were gonna end this, we didn't mean "kill."

#486

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Not end it.

#487

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What are you talking about?

#488

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We're not going to do it.

#489

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We're not going to do it.

#490

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We, we don't want a man's death on our hands.

#491

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Okay, listen, you don't want the man's blood on your hands,

#492

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you don't want to give the order, then, fine, I'll give.

#493

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Just grant me power of attorney, and I'll give the order myself.

#494

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You would do that?

#495

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Oh, absolutely.

#496

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Let's do it.

#497

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Perfect.

#498

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I'm telling you, Frank, Gosling has got to be the one

#499

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because he's the only one that can handle my intensity.

#500

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God, you're obsessed with Ryan Gosling.

#501

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Well, no, I just think... Charlie?

#502

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Mac, you know the best thing about time travel movies?

#503

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They're full of surprises.

#504

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Oh.

#505

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Beautiful painting you've got there.

#506

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Too bad it's the wrong one.

#507

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Huh?

#508

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That's not... this is the painting.

#509

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You got the wrong painting.

#510

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I don't know, they look exactly alike.

#511

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Silence, fools.

#512

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This has gone on long enough.

#513

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This painting clearly causes madness in men.

#514

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And it must be destroyed.

#515

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Charlie, no, no destroying that painting.

#516

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That's a piece of history.

#517

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That's the key to Hitler's madness.

#518

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Oh, this?

#519

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Come on.

#520

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I painted this.

#521

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What?

#522

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I painted it and I loved it, so I saw an opportunity to get

#523

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it back, but now I'm realizing that this painting is making us

#524

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all crazy... crazy.

#525

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Hitler's painting, the key to the Holocaust, Ryan Gosling

#526

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playing you?

#527

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Ridiculous.

#528

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This has to end now, and so I have the final solution.

#529

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I'm going to burn this painting and you can't stop me.

#530

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We won't.

#531

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What?

#532

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Dude, if that's not an original Hitler, then who gives a shit?

#533

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Yeah.

#534

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Oh, yeah, all right.

#535

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Did you like my whole, my whole thing I was doing there?

#536

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Huh?

#537

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I need final verbal confirmation.

#538

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Yes, just do it already.

#539

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Wow, what an asshole, huh, Doctor?

#540

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You are killing a man. You know that, right?

#541

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There's a lot of mercy in this decision.

#542

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I commend it.

#543

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Oh, you commend... well, you know, I mean, technically we

#544

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gave the order to him to, to give to you, so...

#545

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Yeah, if you feel like commending- if you're in the

#546

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mood for commending, you could... Right, if you're gonna throw

#547

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some commendations around, you know, just... We'll take 'em.

#548

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Okay.

#549

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Wow.

#550

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Uh-oh, here we go.

#551

⇓

What is that?

#552

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Uh, he seems to be breathing on his own.

#553

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That happens sometimes.

#554

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Uh, how long until he's not breathing on his own?

#555

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Until he perishes?

#556

⇓

Right.

#557

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Could be months, weeks, days.

#558

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Who knows?

#559

⇓

He's a fighter, this one.

#560

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Son of a bitch.

#561

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Well, if you'll excuse me, we've had an incredible amount

#562

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of stray dog attacks all over the city, so our E.R. is slammed.

#563

⇓

Hmm.

#564

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Well, you know what?

#565

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It's okay, let's go.

#566

⇓

He had nothing of value to leave us anyway.

#567

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Yeah, come on.

#568

⇓

Well, actually he did.

#569

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Burn, baby, burn.

#570

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Dude, I'm still psyched about this movie.

#571

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Okay, the ending needs a little bit of work 'cause nobody cares

#572

⇓

about an original Charlie Kelly.

#573

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Well, it's not an original, you know.

#574

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I just painted over one of the old paintings that he gave me,

#575

⇓

so... Who?

#576

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Pop-Pop.

#577

⇓

So Pop-Pop did give you the painting?

#578

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Well, it was in the box of junk that he gave me, but it's

#579

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just trash.

#580

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That's an even worse ending.

#581

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It's so complicated.

#582

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I can't even follow the goddamn story.

#583

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I-I don't care. Dude, Gosling.

#584

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Gosling will not play you!

#585

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