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Now, should we initiate a recall?
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The father must've been huge. You see where the fat's burned to the seat?
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#338
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The polyester shirt?
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#339
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- Very modern art. - (chuckles)
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#340
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NARRATOR: Take the number of vehicles in the field, "A,"
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#341
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multiply it by the probable rate of failure, "B,"
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then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, "C."
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#343
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"A" times "B" times "C"--
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#344
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equals "X."
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#345
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If "X" is less than the cost of a recall,
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#346
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we don't do one.
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#347
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Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
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#348
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You wouldn't believe.
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Which car company do you work for?
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#350
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A major one.
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#351
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NARRATOR: Every time the plane banked too sharply
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#352
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on takeoff or landing, I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
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#353
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Anything.
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#354
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(screaming)
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#355
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Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
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#356
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(dings)
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#357
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"If you are seated in an emergency exit row"-- Yeah.
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#358
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"And you feel you would be unable or unwilling to perform
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#359
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the duties listed on the safety card,
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#360
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please ask a flight attendant to reseat you."
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#361
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It's a lot of responsibility.
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#362
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Wanna switch seats?
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#363
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No. I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job.
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#364
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An exit-door procedure at 30,000 feet. Mm-hmm.
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#365
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The illusion of safety.
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#366
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Yeah. I guess so.
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#367
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You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
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#368
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So you can breathe.
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#369
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Oxygen gets you high.
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#370
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In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panicked breaths.
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#371
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Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
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#372
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You accept your fate.
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#373
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It's all right here.
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#374
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Emergency water landing-- 600 miles an hour.
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#375
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Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
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#376
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That's, um--
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#377
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That's an interesting theory.
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#378
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- What do you do? - What do you mean?
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#379
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What do you do for a living?
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#380
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Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
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#381
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(laughs) Okay.
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#382
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You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
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#383
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We have the exact same briefcase.
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#384
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