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so you can just pull it out when it gets trapped on your belly.
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and the wear and tear was wrecking my regular shirts.
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-Awesome. Well, we'll get to class. -But they're not a joke.
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you don't give 'em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically,
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What happened to the head of hair you had yesterday?
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Well, now you can ween yourself off your toupee gently
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It's easy. When you sign up, Wilson's will send 500 little wigs,
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Every 17 hours, replace your hairpiece with the next most bald one.
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But what if you don't have 52 weeks? You need to be bald right now.