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I don't know what you're doing skulking around during daylight hours...
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but I don't want any trouble in here. So, hit the road.
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I'm not looking for any trouble either, sir.
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I simply want to buy a Jumbo Pop...
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You want the red or the blue, pal?
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Come on, kid. Back up.
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Listen, buddy. What? There aren't any fox ice cream joints...
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in your part of town?
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There are. It's just, my boy, this goofy little stinker...
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he loves all things elephant. Wants to be one when he grows up.
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Who the heck am I to crush his little dreams? Right?
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You probably can't read, fox, but the sign says...
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"We reserve the right to refuse service...
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"...to anyone." So, beat it.
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You're holding up the line.
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You're gonna have to wait your turn like everyone else, meter maid.
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Actually, I'm an officer.
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Just had a quick question.
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Are your customers aware they're getting snot and mucus...
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with their cookies and cream?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't want to cause you any trouble, but I believe scooping ice cream...
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with an ungloved trunk is a Class 3 health code violation.
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Which is kind of a big deal.
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Of course, I could let you off with a warning...
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if you were to glove those trunks and, I don't know...
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finish selling this nice dad and his son a...
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Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Oh, no. Are you kidding me? I don't have my wallet.
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I'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my neck. That's the truth.
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Oh, boy. I'm sorry, pal. Got to be about the worst birthday ever.
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Please don't be mad at me.
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Officer, I can't thank you enough.
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So kind, really. Can I pay you back?
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Oh, no, My treat. It just...
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You know, it burns me up to see folks
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with such backward attitudes toward foxes.