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I need to see some ID, sir.
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Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan!
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Can you get my wallet from the upstairs?
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Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase.
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I have five psyker units.
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Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
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Hey! Freeze! You, right there!
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That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker!
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[BLEEP] you, big man!
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Ahh! Oh, my God!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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the once and future president
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of the United States of America!
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Thank you. I am here today
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for those who have been wronged.
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For those who have been betrayed.
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And let me tell you
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that nobody in this country has been betrayed more
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than my Ricky Rick.
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Rick, I am so sorry.
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And if you are out there,
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I want you to know that I love you.
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You are the only thing that keeps me from doing
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all this stupid stuff.
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When I met you, I felt in control of myself
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for the first time.
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There has never been anyone who calmed me down more
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than my little Ricky Bear.
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Did he just say that Rick is his boo?
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The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone.
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We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone.
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I realize now how broken I am
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without that person who keeps me from destroying myself.
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And all I've ever done was take you for granted
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and wished I wasn't being controlled.
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Will you please come home?
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Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you.
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I don't deserve another chance.
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You have been wronged.
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You have been betrayed.