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- Anything else? - Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall.
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- We can walk to Berlin from there. - Cooper, England's an island.
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Okay, swim. Whatever. We'll take it.
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Hey. Thanks for coming with me.
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I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer.
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Forget about the law firm.
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And don't thank me. I should be thanking you.
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This trip is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me
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to broaden my sexual horizons.
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- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about crazy European sex.
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You know America was founded by prudes.
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Prudes who left Europe because they hated
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all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.
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And now I, Cooper Harris,
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will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright,
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which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.
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You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?
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The adventure begins.
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Welcome to jolly old England.
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Yeah, breathe that sweet, sexy, European air.
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It's the phone they gave me at the law firm.
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Yeah, it's pretty neat.
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- Works anywhere. - Yeah?
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Yes, sir, I'm down in file storage.
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No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere.
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Yes, sir, I'll keep looking. I don't rest until I find it.
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Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?
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- They would've stopped paying me. - Right.
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- So, where to? - I don't know.
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First bus to Berlin doesn't leave till tomorrow morning.
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What do you wanna do? Got the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace.
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There's no drinking age.
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- There you go. - Come on.
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Hey! The Feisty Goat.
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Hey. This isn't where I parked my car.
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Who the bloody hell are you?