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Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?
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just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?
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What the hell were you thinking, throwing my money around?
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- That wasn't part of the plan. - You're a...
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Last night, I had the two of you sneak a suitcase of stolen money out of the club.
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- $200,000? - I gave you the suitcase and left.
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You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up.
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- It's... in my car. - Then get it, fast...
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I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers.
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So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency.
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Apparently, we were supposed to meet her with the suitcase...
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- Sounds like us. How wasted were we last night? - Aw, man.
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Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;
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we're on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transsexual stripper;
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- I'd say we were pretty wasted. - Dude, we really need to find your car.
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Okay, let's see. The last place we remember being last night was...
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The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts.
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I got it. We'll just get 'em a little something for now.
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And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts.
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Got a dollar... what do you got... thirty-nine.
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We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?