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Clearly, I wasn't talking to you, Big Titties.
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You cherub-looking motherf***er.
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I was talking to your partner over here.
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Fake-ass Handsome McGee.
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When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him.
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When I say, "Shut the f*** up,"
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- I'm talking to you. - Cool.
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Now, you two sons of bitches, in my office now.
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Right now!
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Hi. I am Billiam Willingham.
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So I bought these,
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which is all anybody seems to be talking about right now.
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Cheers.
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It's a new synthetic drug.
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Goes by the street name H.F.S.
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Holy f***ing shit.
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Holy...
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They put this on the Internet for everybody to see?
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They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid.
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So you should blend right in.
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Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the answer. It's yes.
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I could watch this kid all day.
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Man, this kid rules.
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Ruled.
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His parents found him OD'd in his room a few days ago.
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He's dead.
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Whatever he took, the lab has never seen it before.
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And as you can see, this kid is white.
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That means people actually give a shit.
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Sir, I just want to throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black.
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Right now, H.F.S. is contained right there at Sagan High.
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Now, once this drug breaks containment, it goes viral in a few days.
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Jenko, I looked at your old transcript.
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I enrolled you in a bunch of bullshit courses
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like photography and drama.
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Get in with the burnouts and the cool kids.
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Find out who's slinging this shit.
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Schmidt, says you were a virgin
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- through high school. - It says that?
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No. I just assumed it,
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due to your many years on the honor roll and your membership to the juggling squad.
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It's the Juggling Society, but it's fine. It’s fine.
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They're stealing equipment from the chemistry lab.
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That's what we think they're cooking the dope with.
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I enrolled you into honors chemistry.
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Here's your new identities, all right?
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#286
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Brad and Doug McQuaid.
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The mission is this.
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