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Well, hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder.
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Look, I already told you guys, I'm not giving you a ride.
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What can you tell me, young man...
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about the various flavors of frozen yogurt?
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I'll be done in a minute. Can you guys just wait outside?
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I don't understand. I simply wish to know...
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Josh, what are you doing?
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In addition to our favorites, chocolate and vanilla...
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this week we are featuring six-gun strawberry...
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wild cherry roundup, and ten-gallon tangerine.
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I don't believe I care for any of those.
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What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today.
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Working overtime. Sixteen hours.
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And nature's nectar, wake-up Juice.
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And give me six of these beef jerkys.
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I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
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How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service.
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Get the hell out of my store.
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What do you think this is, Club Med?
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It's America, dude. Learn the rules.
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No, you learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.
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- You also invented homos. - Fuck you.
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You wish. You got to buy me dinner first.
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Can we talk about this in a minute?
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Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Turn off that goddamn noise.
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Rock 'n' roll, baby. Freedom of speech.
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What do you think this is, Woodstock?
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- That guy rules! - Who, Doug?
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That guy spends more time in here than I do.
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So, Josh, will you please give us a ride?
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- Please? It'll be super fun. - Please, Josh?
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Look, I don't see why you guys even need a ride.
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You could walk there in two minutes.
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It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you, Josh.
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If this guy freaks out, will you protect us?
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This guy has every reason to freak out.
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This is a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody.
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I think Josh is becoming too mature for us.
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Oh, look, maybe that's him.
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No. It's still twenty-five minutes too early.
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Aren't there a million places like this?