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Get your motherf***ing ass up when I'm talking!
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You will be going undercover as high school students.
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You are here simply because you look young.
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Miley Cyrus-looking motherf***ers.
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It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype.
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Well, guess what, motherf***ers.
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And I worked my ass off to be the captain!
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What I'm trying to show you is,
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Like this guy right here. Handsome.
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And he's probably good with money.
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- You are good with money. - What the f***?
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Didn't somebody tell you guys this was an undercover unit?
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I don't... I actually didn't...
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I didn't get a letter or anything.
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- Yeah, like, a start time... - With a dress code or anything like that.
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Rule number one at Jump Street. Fugazy.
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Nobody in the system knows you're here. All right? Nobody.
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You get kicked out of school,
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your monkey ass is getting kicked out of Jump Street.
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Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
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- Keep that dirty dick in your pants. - Dirty?
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Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady-killers,
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but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.