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Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!
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Louder! Speak up! We can't hear you!
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I'm not used to public speaking.
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"...with your choice of sheriff.
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"Please remove him immediately.
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The drunk in number two must be awake.
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I think I better straighten myself out.
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That's okay. Sit down over here.
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No, thanks. Food makes me sick.
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Oh, I don't know. Play chess...
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Why, you devious son-of-a-bitch!
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Man, why do you do that to yourself?
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Oh, you don't really want to know that.
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...I used to be called the Waco Kid.
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Yes, but I shoot with this hand.
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Put your hands on both sides of it.
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And there I was face to face...
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The little bastard shot me in the ass!