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who is only still here because I hate confrontation.
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- Doing great, bud. - Sorry, sir.
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#146
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I may be a lowly comedian, but it's a job I take very seriously.
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As you'll see from the stories I'm about to share with you.
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#148
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Let me be perfectly clear from the start.
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#149
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This isn't so much a job as a responsibility.
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#150
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Our residents, they don't have much time.
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#151
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What they need is consistency and order.
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#152
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They don't like change.
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#153
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Do you understand?
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#154
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Si. Yes, I understand.
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#155
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When I see a wrong in the world,
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#156
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to leave it would be a betrayal of my own heart.
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Mr. Fletcher.
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#158
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Mr. Fletcher.
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#159
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You gotta see this.
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#160
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I pay you to clean, not to dance.
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#161
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Signore, these people are not ghosts.
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#162
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They are not shadows of the past.
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#163
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We must give them more.
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#164
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You're a liability.
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#165
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I don't know what this man is doing,
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#166
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but he's incredible.
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#167
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I used to be an opera singer.
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#168
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You have a beautiful voice.
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#169
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They're alive again, sir. The man has a gift.
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#170
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How is he doing this?
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#171
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Lick my ass. Lick it. Oh.
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#172
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What the fuck?
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#173
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Yes, you are my nasty girl. Yeah.
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#174
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Yes.
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#175
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What the hell is going on?
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#176
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Signore, I give them life. I come so hard.
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#177
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They eat my ass.
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#178
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Now you understand?
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#179
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No.
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#180
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No, I don't understand.
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#181
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You get out! You get out now!
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#182
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Coward!
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#183
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I do it for them!
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#184
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Massimo!
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#185
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Please calm down. This is very cut-and-dried.
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#186
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He was not cut.
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#187
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And I was not dry.
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#188
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I didn't even get to eat his ass.
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#189
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- We want Massimo. - Massimo!
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#190
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They won't eat, sir.
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#191
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It's been weeks.
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#192
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