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* This weary land
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S01E01 — Catfish
#145
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- Hello.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#146
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- Miles, it's Jack.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#147
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- Jack, greetings from California.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#148
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- Yeah, I heard you got the Stanford job.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#149
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Also, congrats on the new book making the bestseller list.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#150
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I'm sure you'll keep killing everything,
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#151
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barring some sort of mental collapse.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#152
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Hey, look, I think forcing you out of Harvard
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#153
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was an overreaction.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#154
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I'm sure there's tons of schools dying to snag you.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#155
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- Yeah, no, big time.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#156
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Yeah, I'm just kind of weighing all my options.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#157
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Look, Miles, I gotta run.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#158
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- Okay. All right, mate.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#159
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Hey, listen, next time you're out west, okay?
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#160
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Jack?
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#161
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- Didn't drop at all.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#162
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- * Well I got a home in
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#163
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* That yonder city
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#164
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* My lord
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#165
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* And it's not
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#166
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* Good lordy well it's not
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#167
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.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#168
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- Yo, that's a nice backpack, freak.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#169
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Give me your backpack, psycho.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#170
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Hey, did you hear me?
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#171
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You deaf or something? Give me your back--
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#172
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Where you going?
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#173
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Where you going? Come here.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#174
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*
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#175
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So then my date shows up to my house
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#176
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in a soaking wet T-shirt,
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#177
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talking about something he just got out of the bath.
A P Bio
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#178
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- Now what kinda grown baby man still takes baths?
A P Bio
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#179
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- See, that's what I said. It's like, who is this?
A P Bio
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#180
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- My husband takes baths.
A P Bio
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#181
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- Yeah. - Okay.
A P Bio
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#182
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Okay, so anyway, the date was at a full medium,
A P Bio
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#183
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and he has the nerve to text me, like, ten minutes ago,
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#184
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talking about some, "Do a butt pic."
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#185
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- Okay, he sounds like a jerk.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#186
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But do you want us to take a pic of your butt?
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#187
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- No, no, no, no, 'cause see, this is how I do it.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#188
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Okay, so now the dumb ones don't know
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#189
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that this is an arm butt.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#190
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- Hmm. - So then I take this.
A P Bio
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#191
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And I just go ahead and just line that up.
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
#192
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