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This isn't where I parked my car.
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Scotty doesn't know...
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Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
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This band rocks! Yeah!
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Scotty doesn't know...
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Hey, Mieke. "Dear Scott,
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I was very sad to hear about your lady woman Fiona dumping you.
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Since you no longer have a girlfriend, maybe I could come to America
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and we could get to know each other better.
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What the fuck is a zussamen?
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No, no. No, come on. Cooper was right.
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This guy wants to have sex with me.
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"Listen, Mieke. I don't want to arrange any meetings with you,
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you sick, German freak.
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So please keep your hands off my genitals,
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and never write to me again, and don't come to America.
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I'm never drinking again.
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- Bert, what are you doing? - Reading your email.
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Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
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Oh, I'm sorry, but somebody pissed all over mine last night.
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Wow. I can't believe this German chick wants to come here and hook up with you.
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I don't think so, buddy. Mieke's a guy.
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No, it says right here, " Trauriges Mädchen."
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"I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona."
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Fucking A, Scott. I'm taking Intro to German and even I know that.
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Come here. He sent me a picture, retardo.
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See? That's a picture of Mieke and that's his cute cousin, Jan.
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No, retardo. That's Jan, a man's name.
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And that's not "Mike," it's "Mieke,"
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a common German girl's name, similar to our Michelle.
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I hope you wrote her back and told her to come and visit.
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You didn't? You thought she was a guy.
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I'm getting the video camera.
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- What an asshole! - No.
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"Address blocked"? "Email not delivered"?
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Hey, Mom made waffles.