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What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing
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you have to do when arresting someone?
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I did read him his right... I did a version of that.
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- Do you even know the Miranda rights? - Yes.
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You got a lot of stuff to do.
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No, go ahead. You going anywhere, Schmidt?
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I had a thing, but I can probably push it back.
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Go ahead. It's four declamatory sentences, followed by a question,
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Okay. Look, it obviously starts with, "You have the right to remain silent."
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I know you've heard this before. And then,
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I think it sounds something like...
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- "You have the right to an attorney." - Well, the thing... Yeah, right.
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"You have the right to remain an attorney."
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Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?
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You do have the right to be an attorney, if you want to.
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and he threw me down pretty hard.
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Actually f***ed up my elbow pretty bad.
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Yeah, actually, it hurts 'cause the dirt gets mushed into it.
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we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s
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and revamping it for modern times.
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You see, the guys in charge of this stuff
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lack creativity and are completely out of ideas,
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so all they do now is recycle shit from the past
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and expect us all not to notice.
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One of these programs involves the use of young,
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Sir, are you saying that you're going to send us into, like,
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a child sex slavery ring or something?
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Sir, if I have to suck somebody's dick, I will.
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It's just... I'd prefer not to.
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I think you idiots are perfect.
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You're officially transferred.
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- All right. Yeah. - That's great.
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No, that doesn't sound right.