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No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.
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- Uh, security's tight Super Bowl! week. - Ah.
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Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point.
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Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?
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We got him from Miami. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin.
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This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show.
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TRAINER [ON TV]: Let's go. Blue 42, blue 42.
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Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a--
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Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear.
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ROGER: If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
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They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning.
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Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
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Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her.
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[AS CAPTAIN KIRK] Captain's log, stardate 23.9...
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...rounded off to the nearest decimal point.
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We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation.
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...no signs of aquatic life, but I am going to find it.
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If I have to tear another black hole, I'm going to find it.