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I will work at it.
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I'll learn what you like, and I'll take my time.
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#98
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I will enjoy it.
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#99
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Want me to put my finger in your ass?
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#100
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I can do that too. I don't mind getting a little dirty.
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#101
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- Um... - And you can just bust
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#102
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right as we're pulling into the parking lot.
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#103
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Please let me do this.
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#104
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I want to be your cum slut.
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#105
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I want you to fill me up,
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#106
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fill up my belly every day with your yum-yum... sauce.
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I want to drain your nuts.
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#108
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And I don't have a gag reflex. I've never told you that.
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#109
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So, my throat...
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#110
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...which has no gag reflex, is yours.
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#111
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You own my throat.
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#112
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Every day. Please.
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#113
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Does this guy ever shut the fuck up?
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#114
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Am I on speakerphone?
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#115
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And video.
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What the hell is "sloppy top"?
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#117
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Uh...
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#118
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What's that?
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#119
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You guys are breaking up. My battery's dying.
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#120
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We got you at 85%.
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#121
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In my line of work, there are no rules.
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#122
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Actually, I just can't be handcuffed by rules.
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#123
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So, you know what I mean?
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#124
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Oh, except for that no children rule.
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#125
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The "no children" is a good rule.
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#126
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I don't kill kids.
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#127
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- Fuck. - My child!
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#128
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- No. - My one-week-old child.
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#129
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Can somebody come shoot me?
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#130
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Jobs are tough.
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#131
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I mean, I wouldn't know because mine is not.
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#132
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I'm a comedian.
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#133
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You know that dumb shit you get sent to HR for saying?
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#134
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I get paid for that.
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#135
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But other people's jobs are...
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#136
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...messy.
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#137
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You ready, boys?
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#138
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Also messy.
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Some people are great at their jobs.
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#140
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Fifty-five years, not one kid hit by a car.
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Other people are bad at their jobs.
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Like my piece-of-shit assistant Reed,
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#143
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who is a completely inept fucking moron
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#144
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