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Check out these people behind you.
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I'm totally convinced they're Satanists.
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So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment?
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I have to wait and see how this summer class goes first.
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God, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school.
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We've been waiting for this our whole lives.
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It's such a weird feeling.
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Yeah. It hasn't really hit me yet.
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If it isn't Enid and Rebecca...
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the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend.
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- You're late, asshole. - Fine, and how are you?
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You never paid me for that tape of the Indian dance routine.
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You Jews are so clever with money.
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Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.
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Oh, my God. Look, the Satanists are leaving.
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Hey, we should follow them.
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So, what do you do if you're a Satanist, anyway?
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Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
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Well, that lets us off the hook.
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How the hell did we get so far behind them?
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I don't know. That's just great.
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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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"Wowsville"? Authentic Fifties diner?
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Since when were there mini-malls in the 1950s?
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Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties, huh?
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I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp.
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Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
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and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
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- Hi, Al. - Can we call you "Weird Al"?
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You should check out the personals.
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Maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us.
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"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius."
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"Let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh."