🎲 Surprise Me

Results (1131)

282759e2-8025-46fc-8756-ae19c36aea14.gif
She must not have recognized you. Hey, it's the Binglemans.
6dbce117-82fd-4529-bcea-208c3238eb8d.gif
Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do...
52fd2656-d882-466b-ac0f-9c1062839592.gif
so we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night.
ebf596f1-3198-4824-a751-d2373cd7624d.gif
Deep in your consciousness you must look.
038988d6-8c30-4670-a953-e630be1e3234.gif
Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
5bce172e-e309-400a-8649-282e6d85a74e.gif
- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude.
7cbf809a-e322-4638-a744-79e7d77870e6.gif
Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl.
e2698317-0d27-463b-87c2-828321aa7042.gif
Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?
0ed3c65f-1643-4f51-a279-458725309880.gif
Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?
171d9757-8b3f-403b-8965-6f0f45deda8c.gif
- Dude, your dog's a stoner. - Can he also bong a beer?
62eedd88-56e9-462b-9cb3-630c4eb6584f.gif
- Pretty much all he does is lie around and smoke his pipe.
fd1fd5f5-b59a-4720-820d-25a4ee11e30a.gif
- Jackyl, can I see your pipe? - No, don't...
96ae2d20-c4b4-4769-a4bc-b52bd5879e0a.gif
When other people touch it, he does not like.
cf42f5df-6f13-4113-8ac2-a882b922363f.gif
- Holy crap. - That's one psycho dog, dude.
c15af105-0657-4534-86d7-542b79387d8d.gif
- Yeah. You know what we should do now? -Eat?
1f1560a5-a692-4c56-b23c-e70337b6f1c2.gif
Ah. Choice excellent, my friend. I'll get the keys.
0a5e0eaf-4562-41b8-accf-978c4ecb6dff.gif
- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?
85de94b5-cb38-46f4-bd9f-b1b9b39c2e56.gif
- Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of garlic chicken. - And then?
0a96837d-61f3-42fd-bcd1-02d0ec58482b.gif
- And then three orders of white rice. - And then?
cf864c82-fd64-4ffa-8e8d-b08993cf860f.gif
- And then? - Oh, some fortune cookies too.