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And did you tell him how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good Christian means
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helping people even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information is like spreading love.
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I'll help you get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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* All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this *
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* This, this *
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* Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this *
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes we're getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying that, like...
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I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood?
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I told Scott that that's just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude who has guns for hands
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and we have the first 20 pages written, so...
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You don't really run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to justify that with a response.
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Because repeating a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose of refuting it,
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can make stupid people think it's valid!
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Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch!
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How'd I fuck up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.