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So why don't you show us a little respect?
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You want me to beat your dick off?
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You want to beat my dick off?
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I'll beat your dick off with both hands. What's up? Let's go.
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- That's weird, man. - I think what he was trying to say was,
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he's going to punch you so many times around the genital area
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that your dick's just going to fall off.
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Why do you have salt in your...
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- That's actual drugs. - Oh, my God.
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- Come here now! - What do I do?
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- Chase someone! - Chase someone?
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Are you leaving your bike here?
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Don't run from me! You're making it worse for yourself!
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I'm going to shoot you if you don't slow down, man! Come on!
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I'm not playing anymore! I'm so not kidding!
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Hands up or I shoot you! Freeze!
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You got the right to... Give me that! You got the right to...
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...to suck my dick, motherf***er!
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- You got nothing. - How's my dick feel in your ass, huh?
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- Hey! Hey! - How's it feel? How's it feel now?
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That's right. Schmidt! Schmidt, we got one!
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- Yeah! Fuck you! Yeah! - Fuck you! Yeah!
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Drop my nuts on your motherf***ing forehead!
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Drop my nuts on your motherf***ing forehead!
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- That's right. - Fuck you, park!
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- We arrest people now! - What up, park?
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- What's up? What's up? - What up, park? Who wants one?
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Congratulations on the bust, boys. It sounds great.
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- Thank you, Cinnamon. - Are those new?
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The department was forced to drop the charges
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because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights.