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What?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#107
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[Angel] If'n ya filmin' a commercial,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#108
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can I suggest you take better advantage
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#109
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of the talented celebrity you have right here?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#110
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-Angel, you're a porn star. -A famous porn star.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#111
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I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#112
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We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#113
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Why not? Sex sells, don't it?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#114
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I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#115
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you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#116
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Haha! Never going to happen!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#117
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Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#118
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to, um, attract folks to the hotel,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#119
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but-- I really don't want to exploit you, in that way!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#120
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[sleazy music] Oh, please, baby.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#121
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This body was made to be exploited.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#122
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I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#123
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I got the lung capacity-- Oh-oh I got the legs,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#124
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-the gag reflex, the holes... -[Charlie laughs uncomfortably]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#125
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-the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits -[phone rings]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#126
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[Charlie] Uhhh, hold that thought. I'll be right back!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#127
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I could keep goin' all night, baby.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#128
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-[phone continues ringing fanfare style] -[Charlie sighs deeply]
Hazbin Hotel
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#129
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Hello? Dad?
Hazbin Hotel
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#130
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[inquisitive music] Hey, I have a question.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#131
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If freaky face over there is so powerful,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#132
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then why can't he just make people stay here?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#133
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Oh, trust me, [ominously] I can!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#134
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[Husk] Why do you think I'm here?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#135
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[jazz music plays] You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#136
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and listening to you fuck's bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcin' me?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#137
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-[Niffty] I like being forced. -Keep that to yourself, Niff.
Hazbin Hotel
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#138
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What, you don't love being here with me, Whiskers?
Hazbin Hotel
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#139
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Call me "Whiskers" again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.
Hazbin Hotel
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#140
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[jazz plays] Kinky. C'mon keep talkin' dirty.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#141
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Ugh, Angel, let Husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#142
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They need to choose to.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#143
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I'm choosing to be here, and I think it's all stupid.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#144
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We're in Hell, Toots.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#145
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That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#146
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Well, maybe it doesn't have to be.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#147
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Just because nobody has made it out before
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#148
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doesn't mean it's not possible.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#149
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Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#150
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Crack is expensive.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#151
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[excitedly] Yeah, I can totally.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#152
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Yeah, I'll head over there right away...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#153
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Okay. [phone beeps]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#154
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