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Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all.
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RIDDLE: Roger, let me ask you one question.
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How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish?
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...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.
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RIDDLE: I don't give a good goddamn about that fish!
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Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to!
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All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl!
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My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place.
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Shit, Roger. You've been in this business a long time.
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You know how superstitious these players are.
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I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school.
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I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years...
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I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday.
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Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl?
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I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists!
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"Animals were born free. Stop torturing Snowflake."
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The police are checking into the animal- rights groups. Have they called back?
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No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles...
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Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals.
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Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process.