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Anyway, I'm going for it.
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- [whispers] Infection. - Infection?
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That's my girl. Moving on.
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- I knew the answer. - I'm sure you did.
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- I'm just frazzled. - How could you not be?
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- With the... - I know, yeah.
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Thanks. If there's anything I can do for you...
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You could let me take you to dinner tomorrow night.
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Around seven?
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Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?
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and she screwed my brains out.
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[more laughter]
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[TV audience whoops]
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Did you actually just page me
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to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lenzer?
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I was worried it could exacerbate...
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It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do.
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Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her.
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Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
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And under no circumstances are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.
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Dr. Kelso is always saying "You gotta stay posi..."
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I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible,
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so I don't overstate it.
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Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet
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and may in fact be Satan himself.
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It's just that this isn't what I expected, you know?
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Most of my patients are...
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older, and sorta checked-out, mentally.
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Pumpkin, that's modern medicine.
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Advances that keep people alive who should've died a long time ago.
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Back when they lost what made them people.
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Now, your job is to stay sane enough
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so when someone does come in that you actually can help,
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you're not so brain-dead you can't function.
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For the love of God, what?
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Should we be talking about this in front of...
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Her? She's dead.
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Write this down, newbie. If you push around a stiff,
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nobody'll ask you to do anything.
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You've been like a father to me.
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Fair enough. Want some real advice?
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If they find out nurses are doing your procedures,
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you'll be kicked out so quick, your head will spin.
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And there it is.