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Why should we get our own men killed?
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Will the congregation please rise?
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We've got to do something at once!
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Just sign this, sir. Right here.
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Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.
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What the hell are you worried about?
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All right, help me in with this.
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Just, ah, think of your secretary.
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Ah, that was a very good suggestion.
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Okay, is that it? Anything else?
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"Send new sheriff immediately."
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I didn't get a "hrumph" out of that guy!
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Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters.
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As Attorney General, I can assure you...
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...in lieu of pay? Here you go.
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Why do I always get a warped one?
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But where would I find such a man?
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...everyone is equal in my eye.