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signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis
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derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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-Will you shut up? -See the violence inherent in the system.
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That’s what Im on about. Did you see him repressing me?
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You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
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I seek the finest and bravest knights in the land to join me in Camelot.
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I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
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I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside.
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-‘Tis but a scratch. -‘'A scratch”? Your arms off.
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Look, you stupid bastard. You’ve got no arms left.