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Well, great. Well, that's just great. Now she thinks I'm racist.
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Listen, if Terrell delivers half of what he promises,
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we're looking at 200 people. - Yeah, that's true.
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It'd be nice to get some chicks in the bar.
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- Sure about this? - It's 2005, Charlie.
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Isn't it ridiculous that you have no friends outside of your own race?
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No, what is ridiculous is this stupid plan.
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- It's not stupid! - It's a stupid plan.
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It's not, this is a college campus, all right?
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This is a great place to meet people of different cultures, diversify.
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You're just trying to make black... Mmm-hmm.
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You're trying to impress Terrell with a couple of black friends.
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Don't do this right now. Don't do this right now.
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Okay. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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- I'm gonna break the ice. - Go for it.
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- 'Bout to bust that shit up, boy! - Absolutely.
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- That didn't go exactly the way... - No.
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- No. It was really, really awkward. - Really awkward.
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- Hey, what's your name? - Oh. It's, uh, Charlie.
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- Do you play bones, Charlie? - I dabble.
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Do you want to play? I could get you a game.
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Uh, no, I shouldn't. I'm not very good, so...
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- I bet you're really good. - Well, it's been a long time.
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- Oh, come on. - All right. Maybe just one game.
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Why do these people like you more than they like me?
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I meant those people in there, not all black people.
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What am I supposed to say in that situation?
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You should say something different. Figure something else out.
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Uh, you got some moves out there, Charlie.
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- Thanks. You know. - I wanted to give you this.